How to pass as a woman

[Justme56]

www.wikihow.com/%22Pass%22-As-a-Woman

"smiling and playing with your hair are 2 common feminine gestures"

'When you are walking, walk with one leg in front of the other...' umm, how else does anyone walk? Legs side by side, flat on the floor, above your head?

Showering is important but not just for women.

Pahahaha I’ve only got to 2 and alresdy I’m 😂😂😂

“Showering is the first step to looking like a woman” I’d best tell DH to stop with his daily shower then 😆😆

Please tell me this is a piss take?

Again I seem to be wommaning very wrong indeed

Actually, I just tried walking by putting each leg directly in front of the other - I almost fell over (I'm not drunk!). Maybe that's what they think women do, walk in order to fall into the arms of the next available male.

Oh man, I am so far from being a woman based on the article I must be a man. I think the only feminine thing I do is shower daily.

Hilarious
Dammit I haven't shaved for weeks and almost never manicure my nails. Never wear a skirt or heels. How am I going to pass?

I do… very little of this. Not sure whether I need to start following the instructions or using the men’s loos…

Actually although this is unintentionally hilarious it’s also fucking engagingly insulting

They really don’t see women as actual people but just a collection of performances

Is there a wikihow article on passing as a man? Shall we write one?

I don't whether to laugh hysterically or be enraged.

What a load of absolute twaddle.

“Females are known for having smooth skin, clean and shiny hair, and a clean body”

Yes all 3 billion of them. It’s amazing anyone can tell us apart.

Also could that sentence read any more like a Wikipedia page for a pet breed.

It is well-known that women often gesture while speaking

WTAF. Thanks OP - I am laid up in bed with Covid and this has made me laugh no end

Is there a wikihow article on passing as a man? Shall we write one?

There needs to be a section on farting loudly, looking immensely pleased with oneself, saying 'OH DO EXCUSE ME' really loudly, burping and scratching the crotch area before going back to manspreading.

What is wrong with that.

You're all being very cruel and unnecessary. Bunch of horrible playground bullies. Grow up.

"Some men have typically feminine traits, and some women have masculine features, too"
So why is this about how to do "feminine traits"? They haven't explained what that has to do with being a woman.

One of the questions underneath underneath is “how do I type on the internet like a woman?”
Creeeepppyyyy!!!

@Yamaya

What is wrong with that.

You're all being very cruel and unnecessary. Bunch of horrible playground bullies. Grow up.

As someone who thinks there's nothing wrong with it, can you explain what being feminine and being a woman have in common?

They've explicitly said men can be feminine, and women aren't necessarily, so what's the link?

@Yamaya

What is wrong with that.

You're all being very cruel and unnecessary. Bunch of horrible playground bullies. Grow up.

If you can't see what's wrong with it I don't think anyone here can help you!!!

how do I type on the internet like a woman?

You swear a lot and use words like 'cockwomble' and 'cocklodger'.

WTABloodyHell??

Is this serious???

My fave bit is:

women aren't known for their aggression, so try to be accepting and assertive in a gentle way

At last we have that elusive definition of what is a woman A simple head of clean hair is all you really need to pass as a woman

@Yamaya

What is wrong with that.

You're all being very cruel and unnecessary. Bunch of horrible playground bullies. Grow up.

What's wrong with it? It's a list of outdated and sexist stereotypes is what's wrong with it.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

We could do with more of the TRAs listening to this one tbf:

“Women aren’t known for their aggression, so try to be accepting and assertive in a gentle way.” Translation: don’t send death threats to women.