Songs for Individuals With A Cervix

[Dances]

Inspired by this Janice Turner thread, my song is "I'm Every Individual With A Cervix, It's All You Neeeeeeeed"

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What's Your Song, oh Cervix Havers?

No Cervix No Cry

Sometimes it's hard to have a cervix

Sorry that was meant to be Every individual with a....

No Cervix-haver, No Cry.

Bugger!

American individual with a cervix, stay away from me-e
American individual with a cervix, mama let me be-e

Not sure about the mama bit now....

You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Individual With A Cervix

Cervix in red
No cervix holder no cry
You make me feel like a natural cervix holder.

You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Individual With A Cervix.

I am way too slow

Man I feel like a cervix!

@Dances. That should become the anthem of women today

Man, I feel like a cervix haver.

Individuals with cervixes just wanna have fun

I'm every individual with a cervix.

'Cos I'm a
Individual with a cervix
I.N.D.I.V.I.D.U.A.L.W.I.T.H.A.C.E.R.V.I.X.
I'll say it again

"Individual With A Cervix" by John Lennon

No reason why there can't be retrospective renaming of songs as well as renaming of individuals with a cervix, in the Glorious Cultural TransRevolution

You know when you say a word so many times that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore? I'm getting that with cervix now

Cervix's Just wanna have fuuun

The Most Beautiful Individual With A Cervix In the World, by .... The Artist Formerly Known As Prince. He got his name back.

Sometimes It's hard to be a Cervix - Dolly Parton I think

but, in the interests of inclusivity

Stand By Your Penis

Can I just throw poor old Fanny Craddock into the mix here?

I am Cervix, hear me roar

This is a man's world, but it means nothing without a grown individual with a cervix or a young individual with a cervix.

She's more than an individual with a cervix to me...