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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Songs for Individuals With A Cervix

179 replies

Dances · 01/08/2020 09:47

Inspired by this Janice Turner thread, my song is "I'm Every Individual With A Cervix, It's All You Neeeeeeeed"

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What's Your Song, oh Cervix Havers?

OP posts:
Finfintytint · 01/08/2020 09:49

No Cervix No Cry

AsTreesWalking · 01/08/2020 09:51

Sometimes it's hard to have a cervix

Finfintytint · 01/08/2020 09:51

Sorry that was meant to be Every individual with a....

BaronEssoStation · 01/08/2020 09:52

No Cervix-haver, No Cry.

BaronEssoStation · 01/08/2020 09:53

Bugger!

BobbinThreadbare123 · 01/08/2020 09:53

American individual with a cervix, stay away from me-e
American individual with a cervix, mama let me be-e

Not sure about the mama bit now....

Dances · 01/08/2020 09:55

You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Individual With A Cervix

OP posts:
AskDan · 01/08/2020 09:55

Cervix in red
No cervix holder no cry
You make me feel like a natural cervix holder.

xxyzz · 01/08/2020 09:56

You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Individual With A Cervix. Grin

AskDan · 01/08/2020 09:56

I am way too slow

nobodysdaughter · 01/08/2020 09:57

Man I feel like a cervix!

dementedma · 01/08/2020 09:57

@Dances. That should become the anthem of women today

thehumanformerlyknownasfemale · 01/08/2020 09:57

Man, I feel like a cervix haver.

NeedToKnow101 · 01/08/2020 09:57

Individuals with cervixes just wanna have fun

xxyzz · 01/08/2020 09:57

I'm every individual with a cervix.

BlueBrush · 01/08/2020 09:58

'Cos I'm a
Individual with a cervix
I.N.D.I.V.I.D.U.A.L.W.I.T.H.A.C.E.R.V.I.X.
I'll say it again

Dances · 01/08/2020 10:00

"Individual With A Cervix" by John Lennon

No reason why there can't be retrospective renaming of songs as well as renaming of individuals with a cervix, in the Glorious Cultural TransRevolution

OP posts:
thehumanformerlyknownasfemale · 01/08/2020 10:04

You know when you say a word so many times that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore? I'm getting that with cervix now Grin

highame · 01/08/2020 10:12

Cervix's Just wanna have fuuun

MoreJammyDodgersPlease · 01/08/2020 10:12

The Most Beautiful Individual With A Cervix In the World, by .... The Artist Formerly Known As Prince. He got his name back.

highame · 01/08/2020 10:14

Sometimes It's hard to be a Cervix - Dolly Parton I think

but, in the interests of inclusivity

Stand By Your Penis

SerenityNowwwww · 01/08/2020 10:15

Can I just throw poor old Fanny Craddock into the mix here?

morningtoncrescent62 · 01/08/2020 10:16

I am Cervix, hear me roar

NeedToKnow101 · 01/08/2020 10:17

This is a man's world, but it means nothing without a grown individual with a cervix or a young individual with a cervix.

CourageCamille · 01/08/2020 10:17

She's more than an individual with a cervix to me...

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