And I'll join you if they utter the words 'hosepipe ban.'
I was at the allotment yesterday and had a similar conversation with a couple there, that I had with someone last week; that nothing's growing, we've had a too wet winter, a too wet and cold spring and not enough warmth now. And the amount of re-sowing of seeds is costing a fortune as well (combination of all the above conditions along with the slugs, which are loving the damp/wet conditions.)