How Harry lost his virginity

[SnottyLottie]

Harry described losing his virginity as "a humiliating episode with an older lady".

He said it was "with an older lady, who loved horses very much and treated me like a young stallion".

The excerpt read: "'I mounted her quickly, after which she spanked my ass and held me back… one of my mistakes was letting it happen in a field, just behind a busy pub. No doubt someone had seen us'."

source: Sky News

well I don’t even know what to make of that 😬🤭😆🤣

OK. Now I've heard enough.

😂😀

I sincerely hope this is a spoof.

How very unlike the home life of our dear Queen

OMG He really needs to shut up .
talk about selling your soul

Unfortunately not, I just googled😮

Oh I thought this was a joke. The Daily Mail are genuinely reporting this as a real extract from the book. My god.

Yes so did I. I feel ill. Is nothing off limits?

Oh my word 😂😂😂😂
this is hilarious

This is awful.

But I can't look away!

Presumably Meghan knows all this?

Sounds like something written by 'Penny Spencer-Wright' from After Life.

Omg I feel ill

Oh my God, he's getting more and more embarrassing 😂

Oh god no make it stop 🤢😂

Oh no, I thought you were joking! Someone stop this idiot.

Well that's embarrassing! I'm wondering if it's not translated well from the Spanish copy. Either way, why would you feel the need to divulge that information to the masses? Any sympathy I had for him and M is rapidly disappearing.

news.sky.com/story/prince-harry-asked-his-father-not-to-marry-camilla-as-moment-he-was-told-about-his-mothers-car-accident-revealed-in-book-12780602

Sky news reporting and they’ve already admitted they have obtained the book that has been leaked in Spain, so I think it has to be real 😬

Ive been reading the threads today but not commented till this one, I am honestly cringing so hard, I feel so embarrassed for him.

I hadn't realised the ghostwriter was Jilly Cooper.

Christ; I’ve generally been supportive of Harry but why on earth would he share that with the world….

Crying! 😆

Whoever said romance was dead, eh?

He is making himself an absolute object of ridicule.

Good god, what's next? His first wet dream? The consistency of his first D&V episode?

Too much info