How Harry lost his virginity

[SnottyLottie]

Harry described losing his virginity as "a humiliating episode with an older lady".

He said it was "with an older lady, who loved horses very much and treated me like a young stallion".

The excerpt read: "'I mounted her quickly, after which she spanked my ass and held me back… one of my mistakes was letting it happen in a field, just behind a busy pub. No doubt someone had seen us'."

source: Sky News

well I don’t even know what to make of that 😬🤭😆🤣

I bet it was with camilla 🤷‍♀️🤣

Jesus Christ.

This is gold.

I can't believe the original publication date for this was within the Queen's lifetime.

🤣

I shouldn't have clicked on the thread but it's so funny.

He’s absolutely off his rocker.

All those houses, all that money, and he shags behind the pub. So much class.

This book is turning out to be a gift to the writers of The Crown.

and Meghan allowed this to be published?

Here to say this. She did write a book
called Mount didn’t she? 😂

'mounted' 😬where's the sick emoji? What's wrong with 'shagged'?
'stallion' - yeah he wishes

We really did not need to know this

Are you sure this isn't a script from The Windsors?

He really is unravelling.

This is oversharing.
I don't watch The Crown. What are the chances of this being included in the script 😳

😂😂😂

Or a Confessions film , it's getting worse by the minute

Proper car crash the whole lot of it

Do you think if we agreed to give him £££ of taxpayers' money he might shut up?

Oh gawd that writing and the sharing

Funny but bad

😳😳😳

I wonder who it was with?😮

Confessions of a Prince!

This can’t really be in the book surely?

I'm embarrassed for him. What a tool.

At least he hasn’t used the word ‘humbuggery’ again in that extract.

Sounds like a bad Jilly Cooper novel. What a car crash.

Jilly Cooper makes sex sound fun, at least.