How Harry lost his virginity

[SnottyLottie]

Harry described losing his virginity as "a humiliating episode with an older lady".

He said it was "with an older lady, who loved horses very much and treated me like a young stallion".

The excerpt read: "'I mounted her quickly, after which she spanked my ass and held me back… one of my mistakes was letting it happen in a field, just behind a busy pub. No doubt someone had seen us'."

source: Sky News

well I don’t even know what to make of that 😬🤭😆🤣

Make up your mind. Either his mental health isn’t good, ie he’s mentally unstable or he’s calm and in control and a nasty piece of work. I’m charitable and going for the box of frogs option.

I don’t know why he felt the need to share that.

But not, "I'll have what she's having."

The lipgloss story has all the energy of a year 11 school trip to Paris. You can just see that becoming THE topic of gossip for the rest of the academic year.

Yeah, like, I just asked Gemma for her lippy. I didn't even really want it but it didn't even look that good on her anyway. And I had my pink top on and all the girls said it would have looked so much better on me. And anyway Harry likes me and she's jealous about it. Everybody thinks I'm right. And her hair isn't even the right colour for her compression, like, so...

*complexion

Damn you auto correct

I want to know what lipgloss it was for some reason.

Scenes from Series 7 of The Crown:

1. Fight in the kitchen at Nott Cott-played out like the Daniel/Darcy fight in Bridget Jones Diary-with shouts of 'No! No! Willy' and 'Take that Harold'. Harold's gold 'Babe' necklace (given to him by Chelsy') is seen torn in two pieces Ba and Be and lying in the ruins of the dog bowl.
2. Harold and Megs visit Diana's grave - Harold gives Megs a minute to herself and returns to find her on her knees with her hands on Diana's gravestone, eyes closed, asking for 'guidance and clarity' from the remains of a woman she didn't know who had been dead for 20+years. Harold is sure this is the woman for him now she has shown she can communicate with his 'mummy'.
3. Harold tells his therapist about all the terrible things that have happened to him that are 'like completely unfair and have caused me so much pain'. He lists a) Willy had a bigger bedroom at Balmoral. b) Willy had a bigger wardrobe at Balmoral c) 'Daddy' cuddles a teddy bear but not him,
4. Megs meets Kate and Willy when they come to Nott Cott. Megs barefoot in ripped jeans, rushes across and hugs Kate, who has dressed in an Alexander McQueen purple velvet day dress, embroidered with crowns, matching coat, stilettos and tiara and who looks uncomfortable.
5. Harold and Megs are seen leaving Nott Cott, Ikea bags lie in the hallway, a sofa.com armchair has just been delivered. They walk across to Kensington Palace to Willy and Kate's pad where Kate and Willy are wearing crowns and sitting on thrones holding sceptres in one hand , in their drawing room surrounded by Renoirs, Monets and Da Vincis, watching 'Loose Women'.
6. The sex scene: Harold is seen sneaking out of a rural pub with an older, horsey woman- Claire Baldwin/ Princess Anne/Camilla/Jilly Cooper/ TPT/ Katie Price- She is carrying a pint and a whip. Harold is smoking a ciggie. She takes it from him, throws it on the ground and stamps on it. Whips him and orders him to strip. She undoes her jodhpurs but keeps them and her riding boots on. Harold canters round naked then they have sex during which she makes neighing noises. Afterwards she whips him again, orders him to do a quick trot around the meadow while she finishes her pint.

I find it refreshingly honest. I'm actually warming to the guy the more I hear about him. He's just a normal person!

smallest room and window blocked by the workers car

I must have missed this, what was this story?

@LuluBlakey1 Lmao at Claire Balding being the older horsey woman 🤣

Carry On Harry ? Privates on Parade?

Sounds like what you get when you order Jilly Copper from Wish 🤣

Join the ‘Why did she say "take your finger out of my face"?’ thread. I have been crying with laughter at some of the responses on there 😂

I think he sold his soul to the devil because he wanted to see people smiling at him again. I doubt that laughing at him was what he had in mind.

If it’s anything like the rest of crap he abs his toxic wife have been spouting over the last few months then it’s probably more fiction.

This is a man that was so sure he and his family wanted total privacy and then went onto do an interview with Oprah, a six part Netflix show, an ITV interview due to air on Sunday as well as a ‘tell all’ book. I think that just shows the level of privacy they are seeking.

Harry is being coerced by Meghan without doubt, she’s a nasty piece of work and hopefully he will soon see the error of his ways, just hope it’s not too late for him to reunite with his proper family.

This thread has been absolutely brilliant. Plus, I’m having fun spotting the new usernames that are cropping up everywhere 🤣

Most teenage boys 1st time is far from romantic

Fortunately they usually spare us the details

Stupid git.

I’ll start a new thread if you like?

Go on @SnottyLottie it'll tide us over the weekend

Oh yes !!

Oh please. This one’s been magnificent.

I remember mine when I was 15

OK it wasn’t in a field but it was anything but romantic

Like anyone wants to know all this...what a complete and utter idiot... I feel embarrassed for him...