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How Harry lost his virginity

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SnottyLottie · 05/01/2023 16:46

Harry described losing his virginity as "a humiliating episode with an older lady".

He said it was "with an older lady, who loved horses very much and treated me like a young stallion".

The excerpt read: "'I mounted her quickly, after which she spanked my ass and held me back… one of my mistakes was letting it happen in a field, just behind a busy pub. No doubt someone had seen us'."

source: Sky News

well I don’t even know what to make of that 😬🤭😆🤣

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AlecTrevelyan006 · 05/01/2023 17:33

TMI

carouselofsquirells · 05/01/2023 17:33

God I hope he at least got paid a LOT of money for this book..he’s sold his soul! 😂😩 I pity that older horse lady spitting out her tea reading this tonight..

JaneJeffer · 05/01/2023 17:33

Scary Willy broke his necklace
Grin

HerRoyalNotness · 05/01/2023 17:34

😂 😂

Fiji10 · 05/01/2023 17:34

The slow drip-drip reveal (probably because some poor kid who did GCSE Spanish is translating as fast as they can) is pure gold comedic timing

LubaLuca · 05/01/2023 17:34

I'm biting my fist so hard. How undignified.

Mrsjayy · 05/01/2023 17:35

ZeroFuchsGiven · 05/01/2023 17:29

I reckon Megan has written it as a script for a new film. There can be no other explaination.

Oh a lifetime movie 😀

IdidntshagHarry · 05/01/2023 17:35

The slow drip-drip reveal (probably because some poor kid who did GCSE Spanish is translating as fast as they can) is pure gold comedic timing

Oh my - the drip drip is making it really funny. Willy must be pissing himself - his brother is showing what a twat he is

mynameisnotkate · 05/01/2023 17:36

wordler · 05/01/2023 17:15

Yes - some of these excerpts are really weird - I think a little is down to the newspapers only having the full version in Spanish!

Like this bit about how he felt he'd lost his brother after the wedding to Kate

Prince Harry reflects in his new memoir, “Spare,” on saying “goodbye” to his relationship with Prince William when the Prince of Wales married Kate Middleton in 2011.

“The brother I’d escorted into Westminster Abbey that morning was gone — forever. Who could deny it?” Harry writes, per an excerpt obtained by Page Six.
“He’d never again be first a foremost Willy. We’d never again ride together across the Lesotho countryside with capes blowing behind us. We’d never again share a horsey-smelling cottage while learning to fly. Who shall separate us? Life, that’s who.”

The Duke of Sussex, 38, adds that he found the wedding to be “yet another farewell under this horrid roof” and “another sundering.”

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Wtaf?! That is not a normal reaction to your 30-something sibling getting married - especially as they still lived in the same house for years afterwards.

I thought they weren't close. Now it seems they were so close that W getting married was a traumatic bereavement for H.

Blossomtoes · 05/01/2023 17:36

ZeroFuchsGiven · 05/01/2023 17:32

I think from this morning to now W&K will have gone from FUMING to absolutely pissing themselves with laughter

I think you’re right. There must be great hilarity over dinner tonight.

Placcyboel · 05/01/2023 17:36

He definitely needs some specialised insurance/protection for his arse. What with the after sex spanking and dog bowl splintering.

ghislaine · 05/01/2023 17:36

"one of my mistakes was letting it happen in a field..."

I want to know what the other mistakes were! Not taking off his boots? Letting her use a riding crop to spank his "ass"?

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SnottyLottie · 05/01/2023 17:37

MountedByHarry · 05/01/2023 17:31

No gentleman. He promised Grin

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IdidntshagHarry · 05/01/2023 17:37

Was it the sex worker that helped Wayne Rooney along? Or the one that helped Hugh Grant out - both of those were older ladies - not sure if they liked horses though

Fiji10 · 05/01/2023 17:37

ghislaine · 05/01/2023 17:36

"one of my mistakes was letting it happen in a field..."

I want to know what the other mistakes were! Not taking off his boots? Letting her use a riding crop to spank his "ass"?

I do think I've pulled a muscle in my back from laughing at this post 🤣

Sweetpeasaremadeforbees · 05/01/2023 17:38

Maybe it was Jilly Cooper, she lives in Gloucestershire.

Jonnywishbone · 05/01/2023 17:38

wordler · 05/01/2023 17:15

Yes - some of these excerpts are really weird - I think a little is down to the newspapers only having the full version in Spanish!

Like this bit about how he felt he'd lost his brother after the wedding to Kate

Prince Harry reflects in his new memoir, “Spare,” on saying “goodbye” to his relationship with Prince William when the Prince of Wales married Kate Middleton in 2011.

“The brother I’d escorted into Westminster Abbey that morning was gone — forever. Who could deny it?” Harry writes, per an excerpt obtained by Page Six.
“He’d never again be first a foremost Willy. We’d never again ride together across the Lesotho countryside with capes blowing behind us. We’d never again share a horsey-smelling cottage while learning to fly. Who shall separate us? Life, that’s who.”

The Duke of Sussex, 38, adds that he found the wedding to be “yet another farewell under this horrid roof” and “another sundering.”

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Hahaha. I'm buying this book. It sounds hilarious 😂😂😂

What a clown.

Youarethesun · 05/01/2023 17:38

My mum would be older than him. And she loved horses. Maybe it was her!😳

How much older? In theory the woman could have been a few days older, by that description.

I am confused about why he has added this. What’s the story? That he was groomed and left feeling abused? It changed his life? It wouldn’t have happened if he was ‘The Spare’

I can’t work out why he think people need to know this. What’s the importance of it?

IdidntshagHarry · 05/01/2023 17:38

"one of my mistakes was letting it happen in a field..."

Maybe H shagged the horse and not the older lady? Maybe that was another mistake?

JoyPeaceSleep · 05/01/2023 17:38

I also clicked on this thinking it was a witty mumsnetter making up a revelation in the style of Jilly Cooper!

What. Is. He. Doing!? Way too much information. I'm scarlet for him.

Volkswagenitalia · 05/01/2023 17:39

What. The. Fuck?

I just can't believe he would have put that in the book? Is this some kind of extreme PR excercise to get people to buy the book? Is he going to put a statement out saying that stuff has been misquoted/taken out of context and if people want to see what is actually written they will have to buy the book?

He can't have said he 'mounted' her?

Aposterhasnoname · 05/01/2023 17:39

OMFG, this can’t be a real extract. It just can’t. The cringe factor is off the scale. How can he possibly ever show his face in public again. I’m cringing so hard it’s actually painful.

itsnotmeitisactuallyyou · 05/01/2023 17:39

LOL!Sounds like a posh Mills and Boon excerpt

wordler · 05/01/2023 17:39

Okay - now I think someone is trolling all of us:

Elsewhere in his tome, Harry spoke candidly about his penis and even shut down longstanding rumors that he and his brother Prince William were uncircumcised.
“My penis was a matter of public record, and indeed some public curiosity,” Harry wrote. “The press had written about it extensively. There were countless stories in books, and papers (even The New York Times) about Willy and me not being circumcised.”

He continued, “Mummy had forbidden it, they all said, and while it’s absolutely true that the chance of getting penile frostbite is much greater if you’re not circumcised, all the stories were false. I was snipped as a baby.”
Harry had been discussing how his penis was “frostnipped” during his trip to Antarctica prior to William’s wedding to Kate Middleton.

“The pre-wedding dinner was pleasant, jolly, despite Willy visibly suffering from standard groom jitters,” he said. “I regaled the company with tales of the [South] Pole. Pa was very interested and sympathetic about the discomfort of my frostnipped ears and cheeks, and it was an effort not to overshare and tell him also about my equally tender penis.

pagesix.com/2023/01/05/prince-harry-details-losing-his-virginity-to-older-woman-in-spare/

drinkyourwater · 05/01/2023 17:40

Good god. What a tosser.

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