How Harry lost his virginity

[SnottyLottie]

Harry described losing his virginity as "a humiliating episode with an older lady".

He said it was "with an older lady, who loved horses very much and treated me like a young stallion".

The excerpt read: "'I mounted her quickly, after which she spanked my ass and held me back… one of my mistakes was letting it happen in a field, just behind a busy pub. No doubt someone had seen us'."

source: Sky News

well I don’t even know what to make of that 😬🤭😆🤣

Good Lord I can’t look away, as much as it want to. I have really bad second hand embarrassement for him.

Who will actually buy this book now that the majority of it has been leaked by the press?

Seconded. TMI for sure.

Did Harry & Meghan actually read the book before it was authorised. The ghost writer is trolling him - statements of being a bit dim must be true. He’s now just an object of ridicule.

Well, at least Charles can feel better about Tampongate now 😂

Indeed!

This can't be true surely omg he's actually lost the plot. Now I know Meghan is just in it for fame, letting him carry on like this!

Yes - some of these excerpts are really weird - I think a little is down to the newspapers only having the full version in Spanish!

Like this bit about how he felt he'd lost his brother after the wedding to Kate

Prince Harry reflects in his new memoir, “Spare,” on saying “goodbye” to his relationship with Prince William when the Prince of Wales married Kate Middleton in 2011.

“The brother I’d escorted into Westminster Abbey that morning was gone — forever. Who could deny it?” Harry writes, per an excerpt obtained by Page Six.
“He’d never again be first a foremost Willy. We’d never again ride together across the Lesotho countryside with capes blowing behind us. We’d never again share a horsey-smelling cottage while learning to fly. Who shall separate us? Life, that’s who.”

The Duke of Sussex, 38, adds that he found the wedding to be “yet another farewell under this horrid roof” and “another sundering.”

I'm not convinced this is real. But more reason to do my best to avoid any other 'revelations'. At this rate, we'd have detailed descriptions of trips to the toilet by the author and all members of the royal family. Who's regular and who's not and what are they doing about it.
Seriously though, this is very, very disturbing if it was written and approved for print by Him. Zero filter, zero dignity. And I thought all the other 'revelations' from various threads on here were awful.

If none of this is true, so speculation and lies. Then it demonstrates how little the media think of Harry.
If this is true in that it was authorised for publication by Harry himself (the stories themselves may not be true). Then it demonstrates a huge mental health issue going on here. If someone else convinced Harry to authorise such publication, then he really has a serious problem with being a discerning individual.

It wasn't me.

Your username says otherwise!

The narrators of “my dad wrote a porno” have finally retired their podcast.

At least there is space for Archie and Lilli to pick it up

He's pathetic.

I know it's in the news but I still can't believe it's real.

Jesus Christ. This is a horror show. I think someone needs to save him from himself.

Was me, old SugarTits, yeeehaw 🐎

He's going to win the Bad Sex Award (for the worst written sex scene in a book) this year.

Poor Archie and Lili. Does their father not think about them?

I've genuinely been supportive of Harry and Meghan but all this seems way to much and way too personal. He needs to stop. What is his goal by doing this ?

Ffs, he says all he wants is a normal emotionally healthy family, but how does he think his own kids will feel reading all his shit? Their dad shagging a cougar behind a pub and ‘getting his ass spanked’ 🤮

This is so cringe. Stallion in his dreams. Now everyone will be digging into the past to figure out an older horse loving woman that he mounted. That poor woman if she’s uncovered. Get it was the worse shag of her life too.

He’s really slightly oversharing here.

All the “bad” stuff he’s saying about William is also not really painting his wife (M) in a good light. So far we have William being in a rage because he’s trying to speak to Harry about how she treats stuff. Then we’ve had William pointing his finger at her and telling her she’s rude when she gaslit his wife over her feelings. I mean so far I must say William is kinda coming out this looking like a decent judge of character … not sure if that was the outcome Harry the stallion was aiming for 😏

It says Mingers, not Whingers

Harry coming back from mounting his older woman.
Yeeha!

Or gingers 😉

Katie Price maybe?!

I'm sure I read the autobiography of Amanda Barrie who said she was approached and asked if she would be interested in taking the virginity of Prince Charles but declined the invitation. Can't believe the royal family has gone from that extreme to mounting women in fields!

Oh 😂 😂

My toes are so curled on his behalf I think I’ve got an ingrown toenail on the roof of my mouth.