How Harry lost his virginity

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Harry described losing his virginity as "a humiliating episode with an older lady".

He said it was "with an older lady, who loved horses very much and treated me like a young stallion".

The excerpt read: "'I mounted her quickly, after which she spanked my ass and held me back… one of my mistakes was letting it happen in a field, just behind a busy pub. No doubt someone had seen us'."

source: Sky News

well I don’t even know what to make of that 😬🤭😆🤣

I don’t know, I 100% wasn’t going to when I thought it was going to be a worthy and dry account of his formative years. But now I might, I’ve missed Jilly Cooper.

It's so good though Spainish translation for the win!

Also really wish "an older lady who loved horses" wasn't the description of literally every woman in his family and immediate circle.

Liz Hurley has already denied it. Some journalist asked her about it.

In what world did he think this book was a good idea? His children will learn all this in a few years. Way tmi.

That is sickening.

It reads like a bad porno

I am sorry but I have laughed out loud so hard, please tell me this is not true........... I can't be surely???

Gotta be Katie Hopkins. She's always shagging in horse fields

I reckon Megan has written it as a script for a new film. There can be no other explaination.

Either he’s so very far removed from the world we inhabit as to think this isn’t overstepping all boundaries of ick, and instead think that Jo Public wants this information - or he has some ongoing MH disorder / issue that leads him to make these things public.

I can only surmise the book contract he signed stipulated he had to reveal such excruciating details. So it’s all about the £££ yet again.

God. Do dignity and discretion mean nothing when enough money is waved in front of him? It's proper grim.

Some of these threads on H are comedy gold. He is a laughing stock to many. I cannot wait for the memes. The poor hard done by sod. Made to wear a Nazi uniform. Killed 25 Taliban and floored by a dog bow. Scary Willy broke his necklace. Scary Willy said M was rude and abrasive - how can H deal with that.

They sacked advisors and then make their own decisions and this is the outcome - comedy, woe is me/us complaints.

So who's going to play older horse lady in season 7 of The Crown?

Scream! This.

😂😂😂

No gentleman. He promised

Did he shag Lady C or even Camilla - oh my he didn't shag his MIL did he.

😂

I always thought I’d die old, surrounded by loved ones. Turns out I’m going to die at 34 of second hand cringe overload.

Can someone help me pen a quick farewell to my kids before I lie down and expire 🤮

I think from this morning to now W&K will have gone from FUMING to absolutely pissing themselves with laughter

Did he shag Princess Anne! Oh my Gosh

He has been unravelling for a couple of years now. I can only see his 'situation' becoming more 'difficult'. Ie he'll be sectioned....

I bet she's loving it. Take the money and then leave him to it

I don't think she has any intention of staying with him