MAFS #8 NO SPOILERS. Reiss wishes he had married a mango to do the horizontal tango. Abi's flaps are in distrust, trapped in tiny fishing line. No boobs or labia, alas. Dean still sucks.

[Dillite2]

Tissues at the ready, it's sofa time!

Yay, thank you for the new thread!

Savings my spot, not watching tonight's as it's an early night with an audiobook for me 🤘

Paul must have eaten his weetabix, he is just going

glad Paul called out rat boys head shaking

Thank you @Dillite2 😀

This is what I think of MAFS (and I haven't even watched tonight's episode!) 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

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Pleased that Steven is getting called out by a man.

Well they’re dead in the water

Why oh why am I still watching these pondlife people and their boring, non-existent relationships? ( Davide and Keye excepted )

It’s hard to take Paul seriously with that brooch

Thank you for the new thread. Paul - he was shaking his head at YOU, not his wife!

Div won't go. He's never been with a person as attractive as JR. He'll think with his other head and stay.

C word coming up. Keep poking that bear, Paul.

Thanks for new thread.
Steven is a pro at tantrums and darvo

Because we are worth the suffering. It's a group effort.

Thank you 😊

Thank you 👍

Thanks Dillite! Hadn't even realised the last thread was anywhere near full 😄

It’s from the Dame Edna collection,

Stevo is going to turn on the waterworks
He's also playing with his nose a lot. I reckon him and Reiss share gear.

But he isn't getting to poke his other head up JR's batcave, so what does it matter?

I have to admit that I am finding MAFS this year very dull.
I am kind of missing ShitLid.

Ugh.

Whilst I’m glad you’re holding Steven to account Paul, this should’ve been done LAST WEEK.

All that vim you had for Sarah should’ve been given to Steven.

We yap a lot