MAFS #8 NO SPOILERS. Reiss wishes he had married a mango to do the horizontal tango. Abi's flaps are in distrust, trapped in tiny fishing line. No boobs or labia, alas. Dean still sucks.

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Tissues at the ready, it's sofa time!

Yeah, that really winds me up. So invalidating. Run, Nelly! (but I have an awful feeling she's not going to...)

😂😂😂

Deffo sunk costs fallacy at this point tho

Stevo trying to summon up another poorly relative as an excuse.

I think WE should be allowed to vote on whether these couples stay or go!

That's how addictions work. Perhaps we need to join MAFS anonymous.

I'm surprised he hasn't used Joe's Granddad 🤣

Rat boy has no socks, I note.

Yes!
But the show would last 3 days...

It'll be his uncle's 2nd cousin once removed or something in hospital next.

He's the type 🤢

Or his hamster's favourite flea dying.

Steven is a Grade A misogynist. I actually find him chilling.

What’s she got on her legs? Rings?

Nelly isn't going to pack her trunk, is she 😪

I dread to think what he’s like in private. He’s a hateful ratboy bully

I don’t believe that battering and his hatefulness are not linked

You always have your back up mate! 🙄

A situation that was out of his control. Oh, puhleeeeeze.

FFS still giving him the trauma card.
All of this is so very nice compared to Sarah's treatment.

Steve’s looked ill since his behaviour changed. Pale and sweaty.

Is he going for the Korean glass skin look too?

Or is he feeling sick because, when his agent persuaded him to sign up, he didn’t realise he’d be married to a real life woman who’d actually see him as her husband?

She really should. What on earth does she she when she looks at him??? Safety? He’s a nut job

But why do you fancy him Nelly?!

So they've put safety in the hands of an abusive twunt. Nelly has to just wait and see if he was listening or has any intention of giving her what she needs.

Between Steven and Dizzy birds in hid head dude I don’t know who I dislike more

SD in hospital isn't trauma. FFS.