MAFS #8 NO SPOILERS. Reiss wishes he had married a mango to do the horizontal tango. Abi's flaps are in distrust, trapped in tiny fishing line. No boobs or labia, alas. Dean still sucks.

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Tissues at the ready, it's sofa time!

Reiss has zero sincerity, I don't believe for a minute that he had any intention of actually wanting to marry someone.
He looks likes he is trying not to laugh half the time!

Oh not tears Leisha, they are such a waste of time.

Performative PDA.

She was disrespecting his , imagined, Mafia persona

For those of you of a certain age, this is how I'm feeling about this show at the moment...

When you do be sure to post it on here for us to see 😉😂

Especially during this fest of boredom and impending doom.

I’ll have to start drinking the sherry I don’t like that my ex mother in law buys me every Christmas at this rate. I’ve got about 4 bottles.

Oh cool, I don't think I missed Dean and Sarah. That'll be the most exciting part of the evening. With any luck she'll actually just leave.

Agree.

I think Leisha would be so much prettier without all the fillers...

Ahh, School summer holidays!!

I’d end up necking an entire bottle with this shitshow 🤣🤣

Spot on! 😂(and yet here we all are... 😂😂)

Lift the bottle over your head 20 times , it negates the calories. True👍

If you just arrived and started watching, hats off for time management.

You’ve missed nothing riveting whatsoever.

Ah stop, you're all making me crave alcohol and it's only Tuesday!

The room rallied with a comforting "awww!" though, which they didn't do for Sarah, so she isn't as much as a villain. She hasn't called him a Care Bear - she just chatted to a stranger for an OWA, drunk vommed on herself and swore at him for not holding her hand, so, fair I guess.

Ooh I love a festive sherry...I'll take a bottle, or two 😁

Wouldn’t surprise me if he turns up in towie

Fucking hell that’s an unsexy jumper Dean is wearing.

I have cracked and reached for the shit crisp bag. That's how bad tonight is.

Ooh you’ve just reminded me

I have some salted caramel vodka someone bought for my birthday last month.

I fucking HATE salted caramel, but I may need a shot to deal with the next 45 minutes

I like Sherry too, just not this one.

Did you see Dean’s head nodding?

I’ve just opened a koppaberg