MAFS #8 NO SPOILERS. Reiss wishes he had married a mango to do the horizontal tango. Abi's flaps are in distrust, trapped in tiny fishing line. No boobs or labia, alas. Dean still sucks.

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Tissues at the ready, it's sofa time!

Good on you Bailey. Call her out on her own shit.

Yes, I laughed at that.

Maeve looks well make-up free.

Rebecca busy doing a reverse-ferret now. And ... tears.

Rebecca’s face has a very feline look to it

Speaking of which I saw this today and thought of MAFS

for someone who’s feeling bad for hurting him she’s sure doing a lot of double downing and flipping of the switch 🙄

What a waste of my life that was.

Fab!

If Rebecca doesn't like how he reacted, regardless if it was OTT, to the extent she left.
She needs to think long and hard about their relationship, because she'd be the one moving the 5 hours down south to run her Botox business and to be with him. As with a child and brewery, he ain't moving anywhere.

I wouldn’t worry

I've got that cushion behind Maeve.

Oooh is the Maeve/Joe drama going to cause issues between Ashley & Grace?

Grace in Maeve side and Ashley supporting Joe…..

I think Grace is right there. A lot of men in real life drag it out until they find their next girlfriend.

Reiss has to write stuff.

This sounds like something they should have done week 1 rather than "have sex"

Oh shut up Steven. Straight in with the hate topics. There are more than 3....

Oh God, has she had a stroke?

Is somebody doing a new thread?

This could be tricky. Like a seal trying to ride a unicycle.

Just asked DH for 3 things he loves/hates about me, but apparently that's too much pressure

I thought this too, it's the filler face.

Rebecca Is probably injecting on every shift, their eyes will be get smaller and smaller.

😂😂😂

I'm not starting a thread. I'll curse it again.

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