MAFS #8 NO SPOILERS. Reiss wishes he had married a mango to do the horizontal tango. Abi's flaps are in distrust, trapped in tiny fishing line. No boobs or labia, alas. Dean still sucks.

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Tissues at the ready, it's sofa time!

Is there a safe space with Ratboy in it?

Because she's needy and insecure and is happy to settle for anything as long as it means having a partner.

Paul the prick wanging on about safety. Indeedy.

OMG. Free Nelly.

He hesitated on the word fancy and it came out his mouth in a laugh tone?!
It's a lie

What DOES Nelly, who seems nice and intellligent, actually SEE in Ratboy? I don't get it!!

Rebecca & Bailey 🥱

Time for a wee….

🤣🤣

Nelly, you berk!

Why does nothing that comes out of Steven's mouth sound remotely convincing?

Nope

🤣🤣

Sorry I’m late to the thread!

Who are JR and Crystal?? Obv nicknames but I can’t work out who

Nice to see R and B have made a sartorial effort for the occasion(!)

Nelly would’ve been better off being partnered with Ashley

I don't buy Bailey and Rebecca. Seems very staged

JR = Julia Ruth

Crystal = Leigh

Julia Ruth and Leigh

Aw I do like a man who can sew!

Yup, I'm still not convinced by her sudden turnaround from the wedding.

Lots of clothes issues on MAFS. Dresses. T shirts not tight enough.
Shows there's not enough real drama this series.

Sewing on a tiny sewing machine? Well that's not very alpha.

I've got more trauma than Steve from watching this.
I've even begun rapping my emotions! My brain is melting.

No redeeming features 🧦

Hot dog time!

Bailey’s jumper is giving Noel Edmonds