MAFS #8 NO SPOILERS. Reiss wishes he had married a mango to do the horizontal tango. Abi's flaps are in distrust, trapped in tiny fishing line. No boobs or labia, alas. Dean still sucks.

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Tissues at the ready, it's sofa time!

No they’ve not been on yet

No he is going to say OWA again multiple times. I can't.

I might split it in two parts.

I don’t even have wine because I’m on Weight Watchers again, and save the wine days for the weekends now 😩

The raspberry lemonade I’m drinking just doesn’t give the same kick 🤣

I'm just going to get it over with!

We’ve all been hypnotized. That’s why we are watching this drek 😂😂😂

Vodka is practically 0 calories and sugar

Curious music

I might get a necklace like Charlene’s QUEEN one that says TINSEL

Add some gin. 😅

Yup, vodka is practically a health drink. As is gin

Reiss 100% is the type to get physical if not happy with something. His whole aura just screams it.

This is quite the convention of rage filled inadequate men

Small measure is still 2 points on WW.

And I don’t drink small measures 😂

The amount I’d put in a glass would be equal to the points in a glass of wine 🤣🤣

Is Reiss chewing on a wasp?

Ratboy ‘s spiritual twin

I can’t see a problem in her talking to a guy on the flight home. 12 hour flight, he was watching a film. It’s not like they were joining the Mile high club

“We’re not as strong as what we have been”
you’ve been together about 4 days.

Do you think they are still shagging despite all the issues? I vote yes.

There's a reason this lad is always boxing, he's got a lot of anger for someone so simple

Foreshadowing the hand-holding storm-in-a-teacup, barrel scraping.

The old R9ald Dahl words about your true nature showing through your face is so true in Steven's case. At the beginning i thought he was alright looking and now I think he looks like a clammy, coked up angry little runt.

Now I can’t unsee that Saw Billy puppet.

Which one of you sods posted it 😂😂

Yes. And it will never be his fault. See also ratboy

What is the obsession with hand holding? I never hold my DHs hand!