MAFS #8 NO SPOILERS. Reiss wishes he had married a mango to do the horizontal tango. Abi's flaps are in distrust, trapped in tiny fishing line. No boobs or labia, alas. Dean still sucks.

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Tissues at the ready, it's sofa time!

I just want to throw some talc at Rebecca's face.

This Rebecca/Bailey argument seems petty and pointless

Steven's knobbly knees poking through the rips in his jeans - ick

JR was squeaking with her twinky friends on the wedding day about how she envisioned their sex life would be. So to sit there now and pretend it's a topic she doesn't want to discuss 🙄

Cabin fever. I think it is making everything seem like a much bigger deal than it actually is.

No one loves anyone. They met each other 3 Minutes ago😂

Back off Grace.

Ashley doesn’t have to betray Joe’s confidence to you. It’s for Joe to tell Maeve how he feels, not you.

If he’s dragging it on and not telling her then fair do’s, but for now butt out.

FFS, nobody needs to love anyone at this point!

WTF? Rebecca has totally blown the whole thing out of proportion and now she is the one who is sitting there, blowing her lid off. Hypocrite.

Such thin gruel being spread around 😂😂😂

I missed the beginning, what’s the Bailey Rebecca row about?

If you put a short blonde wig on Rebecca, she'd look exactly like Leah. Same shiny face, small eyes, cheek bones.

I blame the eye thingies of weirdness.

Oh here we go! If he didn’t shout, swear or get all Steven on her and he was essentially disappointed then what’s she waffling on about.

He got upset that she said that Joe was her type. So she spent the night in a different apartment and made it look like Bailey lost his shit about it. When, from what he just saw, he may have sulked at most.

When asked which husband she'd pick, she said Joe. Bailey found out and had a strop.

She’s gone in on the attack.

Rather than taking responsibility for any hypocrisy she’s shown, she’s tried to flip reverse it to make Bailey look like the bad guy.

This could’ve been easily resolved by her just apologising and saying she didn’t think bla bla bla, but she’s blown it up into a major issue for airtime instead

Rebecca wanted some airtime it seems. Odd choice to spend it with eye patches and a spot patch on though

Evening all! Spent the last 10 mins catching up on this thread, which seems fair enough as zero actually happening on the show

The small eyes is caused by the Botox I think. I get it in my forehead and when it's first done it does do affect my eyes, they go back to normal when it's worn off a little bit. They obviously get so much done so often that their eyes are permanently affected.

Oh, Cheryl Cole has crawled from under whatever rock she was hiding under.

😂😂😂

Oh, dear, Rebecca, tonight's episode is going to be entertaining.

Oh God, my eyes would look like piss holes in the sand.

Missed the beginning

She's an icon according to the Strictly producers.