MAFS #8 NO SPOILERS. Reiss wishes he had married a mango to do the horizontal tango. Abi's flaps are in distrust, trapped in tiny fishing line. No boobs or labia, alas. Dean still sucks.

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Tissues at the ready, it's sofa time!

Same

JR is Julia Ruth
Crystal is Leigh, but because it's so similar to Leah it got changed. She's keen on crystals so much so she banished Leah to another room on the wedding night because she hadn't kept the rose quartz she'd been given 😂

These CCs are really short as there's still So many of these buggers to get through!

Very unsatisfactory as a viewing experience. I don't feel like I've got to really know any of them.

April wants her brain stimulated not just her fanny.

I was going to say something disparaging about someone involving Mr Blobby, but don't want to burn in hell...

Hot dog blindsided.

🤣🤣

April allowed to not fancy mullet boy then

Come on, the bus we are on is already half-way there.

I think April is secretly posh

It’s on till 10.40!!

Leo = baby Cabbage Bez

Oh god yeah you’re right! I didn’t realise!

Guessing they’ll want a full 20 minutes to lay into Sarah again.

I need to pee. Give us an ad break.

10.40. Fucks sake.

All men need to hear that to be honest 🤣

Funny how they didn't give Cabbage Bez that advice tho eh, just battered Anita for bring impatient 🙄😡

@hoxtonbabe sprout?

Yes. Think he’s not bright enough for her

Caught up with the threads but just want to check that Dean and Sarah have been already and they both said stay?

🤣🤣. At least we'll all go down together!

Either

I wish I had more snacks to help me get through this.

But he sounds rather posh himself. But then so is Prince Harry, and he's well thick. So yeah, I forgot where I was going to go here.

😂

I think i need smack, not snacks. Its so tedious