Masterchef thread two

[TheDogsMother]

Here it is.

Baaaaaa!

I will always enjoy Natalie's accent.

Warm lamb. As in warm blooded animal cut up in bits.

That's how vikings like it. Cooked meat is for wimps from Lindisfarne.

Our licence fee goes on him wasting perfectly good lamb.

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5062377-masterchef-3

For when we need it.

Now I know how posh people say gurnard.

Not that I go around saying gurnard much.

That’s cos you is common Piggy. Us Poshos are always chatting about the gurnard.

This round is so exciting that I had a small nap… 🤨

Vera could serve up dried toast and G and J would be happy.

Proper peng. 🤣🤣

Yeah, DH just came in and saw Vera. It wasn't her squid ink he was approving of.

She sounds like Natalie Cassidy.

Why is she serving custard with panna cotta?

That judges eyebrows. 🤦‍♀️

Good job, Vera.

I said that Sunbird. But I’d still lick the plate clean.

This is the most normal of the previous contestant group so far. I usually can't stand Kenny but he's being nice tonight.

The bread doesn't look great.

Stodgy stuff

I quite like tofu in stir fry and with noodles.

In curry it seems like a pollutant. I'd rather just have the curry sauce and bread.

Back from fighting with Sainsbury's hope I've not missed too much raw meat etc!

The fish was in the oven

Fish looks great!

Go James!