Masterchef thread two

[TheDogsMother]

Here it is.

I know it's good to have a journey. But this lot seem to be starting about three years too soon.

They’ve been pretty lacklustre all series. No characters, no spark, no wow.

Hmm, Sami didn't do badly. I wonder if his soup would have been more well-received if he hadn't mentioned that he makes butternut gnocchi? I already miss his accent.

I like Natalie.

Yeah, don’t remember any of them.

More squash for Thor.

There was on heat which had nearly all the good cooks in it with dishes I actually liked.

Oh no lamb. Doom

Well easy nickname, Squash Boy! And more rice. Rice Squash Boy.jj

Or one of the knock off ones from morrisons.

Where did you learn to fillet a fish?

On Svalbard in 863.

🤣

Well Charlotte is a tad pretentious.

Spicy tofu ‘inspired by butter chicken but before I was vegan’

Tofu. Good luck with that.

Plant based yoghurt. Blasphemy. That pastry is very thick, I make mine really thin, not chunky.

When they revive Tiswas for the modern era they will have the Phantom Failed Fondant Flinger.

Delhi street food with chicken, she is brave!

Plant based can kiss my bum. Vegetarian or vegan. That will do.
Oh I remember Charlotte now. Not the other two.

Tom Rhodes who the hell is he

No. That lamb is definitely raw.

The curse of the lamb strikes again.

I remember the two blokes but not Charlotte.

That lamb is raw.

Raw raw raw

Raw. Bleugh.