Masterchef thread two

[TheDogsMother]

Here it is.

It feels like there are more international contestants this year than usual?

Nursery food. Nowt wrong with that, but it better be good.

I'm finding them all, except MasterChef Old Skool, guy a bit wanky.

Wish we could forget Gregg!

Hmm Patricia that looks a bit too simple

Milk tart? Yuk! 🤢🤢🤢

Thank god Gregg told them to breathe. Could have had six dead contestants then.

Flour thickened milk..

pass on that one.

I can't say that black dumplings look appetising.

Is this like a Milk lolly?

Thor’s looks ok.

At least one missing a finger. There's an ITV mini series right there.

He's another one who looks like he could be out on the hills at the weekend with a sword and shield reenacting Braveheart or something.

if this was mills and Boone she would hook up with Smiley Dr George and make beautiful suppers together…..

I don't believe that James is 69. Sorry, James. You look a lot older.

Well done, though, old chap.

Don’t think she would like dr George giggling

They've finally run out of British contestants with inspiring nans. They've got to the generation whose nans served up Fray Bentos pies and tinned ravioli.

Oh this will go down well with the fungiphobes.

Sami should have made a dessert with most of those ingredients.

That looks like mushroom sick porridge. And I like mushrooms.

Yup, was trying to ignore her plate! That purée looked grim, and definitely repulsed by chewy intense mushroom ‘crisps’

@viques Perfect ! What an ending that would be 🤣

Disappointed-ah!

That man could play an Italian in 'Allo 'Allo.

I don’t want a pudding that bounces. Just putting it out there in case any one is planning on making me a meal.

Noted viquies