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At least Fantasy TV Men Aren't Wankers! Musketeers Appreciation Thread XI

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 28/03/2014 21:47

Is Constance pregnant? Is Anne pregnant? Who is in that coffin? Why is Aramis's chin so very shiny? Will Richelieu go out with a bang?

So many questions. Enough of the plot now! The most important one still remains. Just WHO would you chose first?

Please join us on what could be the last thread of the series (depending on how much we can fit in between now and Sunday night!)

We've had a lot of fun here, and it's never too late to join in!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

part eight

part nine

part ten

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LetUsPrey · 29/03/2014 20:54

I'm that good I posted it without even knowing there was any music to it as the volume is off on my iPad. I must've have sensed it, I am so attuned to the Musketeers

QueenAnneofAustria · 29/03/2014 20:59

Yep Enrique, I have a one track mind. Kylie doing her weird bopping again.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 29/03/2014 21:01

Who wants to take bets on Anne fancying Enrique? Well, of she's wasting her life blobbing like I am we are of course...

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 29/03/2014 21:01

SPOOKY!

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QueenAnneofAustria · 29/03/2014 21:05

Haha, Malcolm or is amazing how well you know me. I would do him (he speaks Spanish) but he is not that high up the list, the list is pretty long not that fussy

LetUsPrey · 29/03/2014 21:08

Enrique does not make my list. If we were talking about real men, but we're not . Honest.

HannahHorvath · 29/03/2014 21:11

Enrique though. Your singing voice - you may leave at the door thanks Enrique Wink

I have been working on the MuskeAlbum - Songs to Shag Musketeers to.

I will list in morning.

Oi Drink! After that heartfelt outpouring of emotion, do I not even get an acknowledgement ? Or are you one of those takers, but never givers?

HannahHorvath · 29/03/2014 21:16

Btw - I fucking luuuuuuuuv Sally. And Christina. And the other bloke on Ricky's team. And the beardy guy on Kylies.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 29/03/2014 21:20

Smoking is naughty...but not when it looks this good!

At least Fantasy TV Men Aren't Wankers! Musketeers Appreciation Thread XI
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QueenAnneofAustria · 29/03/2014 21:21

"Attacking an unarmed opponent attacks every principle of chivalry."

Yes, Athos is does.

Oblomov · 29/03/2014 21:22

Now watching 9. With ds1.
Mother superior is my fave.
His fave is where
Athos says to Aramis:
I Can't believe you slept with queen.
I thought you didn't see anything.
They'll hang you, then they'll hang me for letting it happen.
More chance we'll be killed here, and take it to the grave.
That's a comfort.

My favourite line.
That's a comfort.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 29/03/2014 21:22

I really like all the finalists! Have to say it puts the tripe on xFactor to shame purely for the fact that the calibre is such a higher standard to begin with.

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Stinklebell · 29/03/2014 21:22

Evening all!

I'd like to ask you all a question if you don't mind, totally unrelated to the musketeers but I've been stewing on it and you're all lovely and can tell me to get a grip.

So, DD1 is 12, nearly 13. Has been rocketing her way through puberty and I wouldn't be surprised if periods turn up sooner rather than later. She's not been doing great with all the changes to her body and is absolutely dreading their arrival so I'm trying to make it as easy and comfortable as I can

DH and DD2 were out this afternoon, so DD1 and I had a nice mooch around the shops and we stopped off in Sainsbury's on the way home and thought we'd get some towels and tampons ready, I can show her how to use them, have a chat and hopefully put her mind at ease a bit, and she can choose what she wants to use

All fine, we choose a load of the Lilet teen stuff, pick up some bits for dinner and go to the check out.

First thing checkout lady says is "ooh, started your periods already, you're a bit young" DD is cringing, I said something like, "well it happens to us all, what a beautiful day it's been" in the hope that she shuts up. But no, lots more comments, DD clearly wants the ground to swallow her up, so I ask her to stop, she then mentions the tampons in our shopping and that I shouldn't allow them, it's disgusting, DD is too young, at which DD starts crying and I'm about to blow a gasket. So I send DD to sort herself out in the loo, pay and go. I was so bloody angry so I stopped to complain a customer services. Did I overreact? DD was so upset I wish I'd just left now, but I was fit to burst to be honest.

And a supplementary question, tampons at what age do you reckon? I remember how horrible the whole thing was and towels were so bulky and uncomfortable they made the whole thing worse, tampons made the whole business much easier.

Anyway, sorry for the epic post, love you all

Oblomov · 29/03/2014 21:24

Simplicity, the essence of any good plan.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 29/03/2014 21:25

Soz, I don't do feelings. Just gaze at me adoringly and if I'm in a good mood, I'll allow you to confess your deepest darkest feelings/ fantasies to me. Me, narcissist?! How very dare you!

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 29/03/2014 21:25

Let's keep it suicidal

Oblomov · 29/03/2014 21:27

Fucking hell Stinkle. I'd be furious. It's worse than Catherine Tate and all the comments re the things in your basket, isn't it?
What did customer services say?
Disgrace. You must write a letter of complaint.

QueenAnneofAustria · 29/03/2014 21:33

Stinkle - wtactualf??? No you did not overreact.

QueenAnneofAustria · 29/03/2014 21:34

Just watched Dog do Milady ... Very clumsy. He got better with Connie.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 29/03/2014 21:34

Complain in writing to the store manager.

QueenAnneofAustria · 29/03/2014 21:39

Which episode is Connie and dog?

Sparklegeek · 29/03/2014 21:42

How disappointing Anne. It's a long time since I saw ep 1. How is he clumsy then?

Sparklegeek · 29/03/2014 21:42

Ep 7 I think for boffin on kitchen table

Sparklegeek · 29/03/2014 21:43

Boffin! I'm sure Dog's not a boffin.

QueenAnneofAustria · 29/03/2014 21:44

It just looks awkward and false. I guess though the point is it wasn't about passion and he loves Connie.

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