At least Fantasy TV Men Aren't Wankers! Musketeers Appreciation Thread XI

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Is Constance pregnant? Is Anne pregnant? Who is in that coffin? Why is Aramis's chin so very shiny? Will Richelieu go out with a bang?

So many questions. Enough of the plot now! The most important one still remains. Just WHO would you chose first?

Please join us on what could be the last thread of the series (depending on how much we can fit in between now and Sunday night!)

We've had a lot of fun here, and it's never too late to join in!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

part eight

part nine

part ten

'I'll give Malcolm a good gloving when I see her' ooh. malc. That sounds quite, ahem, well, arousing.

Mmmm Athos has gloves too.

Malcolm who's your fave on voice?

Yes to awards ceremony.

I am trying to write a speech will start at ten to 9 tmw if anyone else wants to join in I think it would be very apt for the finale (of series NEVER this thread) to have a few speeches among the awards.

Drink! Oi! or should it be HEY! ..... hate? Who said anything about hate? Never hate, nooooo, never, ever, everrrrr hate. je adore vous Drink. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

Je adore vous cherie Drinky. Je voudrais to have mucho angry amore with vous. Je are ma petit sexy le wenchy le innit

Sincerely Drink. Je love you mucho. Don't ever don't it

Stick me down for a gloving too....

Fizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

They all wear gloves don't they? Sometimes leather, sometimes suede.

DS2 just had round two of a massive tantrum. I'm sick of him doing this whenever I ask him to do something he doesn't want to or when he just generally get his own way. Sick of him throwing/pushing stuff in a tantrum. I may have told him that there'll be no point to Mother's Day because they won't mean it. I'm nothing if not dramatic and childish

I need to put my dramatic skills to use. Hmmm ...

I really like Christina because she likes Doctor Who I also love Jermaine.

I do adore Will I Am. He's such a brilliant being and his skin is perfect! Ricky...well, Ricky. File under: Until one of us dies.

Hmmm yes they all do. But in my head I'm mostly all about Athos, in leather, fully dressed having wild guilty sex in random dark streets, or with Aramis and Athos in the convent. And in that scenario Aramis just has the grey shirt, and later no shirt and those see thru trousers. And Athos is still fully dressed in navy leather. And I haven't worked out Porthos but prob with guns out, partially covered by thin sheet so no gloves there. And Dog, he'd still too young for me. I'd feel like I'd be contravening all manner of safeguarding situations. So really, gloving only really by Cardinal and Athos, and of course I'd have a gloving from treville.....

Sorry? What was that? Sexiest silver fox on earth ever? Some of us already knew that.

Shakira is on The Voice!!! FFS.

No one asked me but I like the black singing prime minister. Is he still in?!

DS3 asleep, about to turn out light for the other two and gave a bath.

Sparkle I want a haircut. I am contemplating taking a pic of my hair and posting here for opinions - I saw someone else do it in MN. I have thick not quite wavy enough hair and I am just so fed up. I want a bob but I will not blow dry it because I just don't have time and hairdressers always RL me my hair is too thick.

Madame - I know we have moved on, but you aren't the only one in that sort of relationship. I don't know if that makes it better or worse to be honest. But agree with Contesse I deal with everything is a glass half full, day at a time.

Hello to all wenches . After bath am indulging with episode one because I want to see Aramis hanging out of Adele's window.

Gloving? Yes please Athos.

Pours wine. Re arranges Pringles and cheesecake slice for easy reaching.
Dh out. Which episode to watch?

Is anyone else surprised by Kylie's lack of rhythm when dancing freestyle?

Oh god yes Athos all day, night and the tiny gap in between. In leather. Always in leather. Comtess, I think I love you want to ride you rotten but at same time, I think your original observation was spot on. We are one and the same. Does that make me narcissistic? But yes, dressed in leather, angry, urgent, passionate fucking, in an alleyway. Skirt up, corset yanked down slightly, leather gloved fingers pressed against, nay in, mouth, to muffle screams of pleasure......

Wet Athos with bonus leaning

You're welcome

Wenches have invented a new phenomena with "gloving". Good work! Just in time for Mother's Day...!

Don't like those particular photos of wet Athos.

Watching episode 8

Let us, that's fucking lovely.

Hannah, we are just women of great discernment and taste.

Good one of Porthos

How's this one grab you? There's a leading question if ever there was one

Porktos. All. Night. LONG!

Multi glove action. Oooof

Athos: "Remember, head over heart".
D'artagnan and Aramis sword fight.
Aramis smirks: 'you're better than I thought'.

One of my favourite parts.

LetUsPrey , staying alive?
Man, you are gooooood. Well funny.

Oof. Sparkle. Porthos has um big ones doesn't he ...

So are they pretending Athos is dead then? I haven't seen that scene previously!