At least Fantasy TV Men Aren't Wankers! Musketeers Appreciation Thread XI

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Is Constance pregnant? Is Anne pregnant? Who is in that coffin? Why is Aramis's chin so very shiny? Will Richelieu go out with a bang?

So many questions. Enough of the plot now! The most important one still remains. Just WHO would you chose first?

Please join us on what could be the last thread of the series (depending on how much we can fit in between now and Sunday night!)

We've had a lot of fun here, and it's never too late to join in!

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part six

part seven

part eight

part nine

part ten

Ode to Milady, the the sexiest wench I have ever seen on tv in my life! Sorry about the green nipples, but at least they are a matching pair...

Tribute to my favourite of the Musketeers. Porky Porthos. He has the dirtiest chuckle and has destroyed many, many chicken coops and vaginas.

And finally, to the greatest tv villain I have ever wished to have been come across. Sex faces, lusty eyes, gloving, scheming, and the route of all evil. I present to you wenches THE CARDINAL'S FINGERS! May he be remembered for all the pervy Joy he has brought us. Goodbye my beautiful Armand! I will miss you.

Ooh, ooh.

Ahem.

'The Swagger Inn'

Aww, xpost mtm. He will be immortalised on your DVD. You can watch and pause as much as you like.
I feel we may see him again....

Ooh I like his bollocks. I like the crusty bits.

Very impressive Malcolm, and going back to hygiene issues Milady's nipples may well have been green?

MTM - true dedication!

And twit some fine suggestions coming from you - I love The Swagger Inn....excellent stuff.

Dcs are exhausted so hoping for an early night for them. Although we have, of course, begun that part of the year which brings "but it can't be bed time it's not daaaaaarrrrrkkkk" It's going to be a fun process.

The Cardinal's Fingers - is a fab tavern name. And a lovely tribute to a fallen soldier.

Excellent work MTM.

Loving The Swagger Inn

Lol at Athos' idea of a hot date.
Take 'em to the morgue and show them the dead body of a friend.

The Drink Inn

thank you! thank you all very much! You have no idea in the speed I had to create and dismantle these...

Well I'm definitely up for the Cardinal's Fingers (mmmm) for our new home if everyone else is?

Can we have favourite suggestions and then vote?

Good work mtm, very tasty.
mavis yup! here too.

'You got to bed when it's still light in the summer, remember?'

Excitedly runs waddles through thread

ONLY 3 HOURS TO GO!!!

got to have the Rizzle Kicks on the album.....

X post.

MTM I love Porthos crunchy balls. Well done wench, well done. Round of applause

The swagger inn is awesome.

My kids have been the kids from hell this afternoon. I even had a long emotional talk with the older two. All was well then caboom they all go mental at dinner time. They are finishing up and I have put my food on and I am going to sit silently in my kitchen and eat my lemon sole and potato dauphinoise and fucking cry.

And the wine is bloody Italian, I prefer Chilean! Lucky one of those will be by soon to take away my pain.

Oh Elk, imagine if the climax is so epic you go into labour? Then you'd have to call your baby Porthos Athos Aramis D'Artagnan Armand Treville Elk and sell your story to Wench A Break

Swagger Inn is great too!

Likes swaggers inn.
Feel 'cardinals fingers' and 'spaniel ears' must be included somehow, either in this or the next.

I think now might be as good a time as any to post one of my celebratory dedications luvvie bit of bollix I typed in bed last night to mark this most special and moving of occasions

n.b I can't click on any sound links at mo, so suggestions for Album are not being ignored. I will endeavour to get back to them if I don't run out of time forget tonight.

My 2 ds's gave been horrific today and dh has just threatened them with early bed.

I have poured glass of rose. I am getting through boxes of wine, at frightening rate. Actually. This is becoming a real problem.

Might they not be names of some exotic drinks on sale at The Swagger Inn?

Or snacks? We could have a board propped outside with special wotsits on it.