At least Fantasy TV Men Aren't Wankers! Musketeers Appreciation Thread XI

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Is Constance pregnant? Is Anne pregnant? Who is in that coffin? Why is Aramis's chin so very shiny? Will Richelieu go out with a bang?

So many questions. Enough of the plot now! The most important one still remains. Just WHO would you chose first?

Please join us on what could be the last thread of the series (depending on how much we can fit in between now and Sunday night!)

We've had a lot of fun here, and it's never too late to join in!

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Well we can call it the Swagger Inn and perhaps just hang out in the Cardinal's Fingers lounge bar where spaniels are welcome?

Malcolm, the porthos tribute is one of the best things I've ever seen. Ever. Ever.

I like the Swagger Inn very much. And The Cardinals Fingers. Hard to choose there. Well done Wenches (a la King last week again, I liked that Anne) all prize money is forfeit to the treasury, we have to pay our taxes somehow.

So, wenches all, what's the plan? When do the speeches start and the awards. I take it that we are watching together live but not commenting til the end...?

Think A-Team intro narrative ......

In 2014, a crack commando unit of mumsnetters were issued with an injunction, for crimes they hadn't yet committed. These wenches promptly escaped from a maximum security restraining order, to rampage the chicken coops of underground Doskany. Today, still feared by the cast and crew, they survive as wenches of fortune. If you have an unhealthy obsession with bearded, leathery, 17th century characters, if no one else understands, and if you can find them, maybe you can join The Wenches.

Da d d daaaa, da Da daaaa, d d dur du dut dur, da d n na naaa

Hannah - that was absolutely friggin fabulous. Quick that accounting course and write comedy or a sitcom or something.

Is that the door policy?
Would we have bouncers?

Quit

I don't think I'll ever look at fererro Roche and cadburys fingers in the same way again. Still though, we can serve them at the reunion.

Hahaha Hannah you're a nutter!

REUNION!!!!!

Awesome Hannah, awesome

Porthos is into swinging. Who knew?

And holy shit. That is all

Oh also while I remember. How about I just link to this thread in the new one. That way we still have access to all the other ones, but it saves writing them all out?

Hannah, you is WELL funny.

Tonight I will be mostly eating nuts.
Fnar

Hannah. Go to BBC. click on production opportunities and writers opportunities. You are fucking gold dust love, they need you to be there.

< plumps Hannah's assets ready for interview>

I think a range of special wenchy ales and bar snacks is a fine idea.

I'll have a pint of Cardinal's Fingers please.

And can I have a half of Spaniels Ears with that.

And a packet Portho's Crisp Coated nuts, ta.

tHat would be fine I think mtm
I'm getting a bit wibbly over this.

I agree. And when you audition all of the cast of musketeers for your production remember to invite us!

We are obviously the casting team.

LetUs he is more beautiful everything I look at him.

Looking forward to the specials menu too. You know, the specialities of the house. I'll have a gloving, a miserable beardy fucker and a Porthos Portion for pud.

And maybe a Saucy Chilean combo...

Dear Aramis/Vronsky/Santiago or priest turned Gaucho Santi,

I wish you the absolute best in life and that you will always be blissfully happy in your relationships.

However, should you find yourself single at any point email me on [email protected] with the word Spaniel in the subject line.

Look out for a reply containing the word fingers. This will alert you to the fact that I am single and have shaved my legs and brushed my hair.

I will love you until my last breath.

Anne

That's a sharing platter. Only order it if you're confident you can finish it them both

HOLY LORD, THE LAST DAY OF THE ENTIRE SERIES & I THOUGHT I'D NEVER GET ON.

That is the longest length of time I've been away for the whole series

But...but.....I am very excited to announce that my final Mothers' Day pres is arriving tomorrow & DH has said I should be able to guess what it is!!!!!!

THANKYOU GOD, this sounds like I have the DVD

The Swagger Inn is a must, that is fab & Twit, I can't believe we've got away with it for 10 whole weeks

Am off to peruse Dog's latest musings, will let you know if anything good.

Oh shut uuuuuuuup you lot. You'll give me grand delusions.

I'm afraid I'm just a sad little wench with an over active imagination. I ave no skillz. Or proper book learnin. I would do all of your heads in, in RL. Thank fuck for editing.