At least Fantasy TV Men Aren't Wankers! Musketeers Appreciation Thread XI

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Is Constance pregnant? Is Anne pregnant? Who is in that coffin? Why is Aramis's chin so very shiny? Will Richelieu go out with a bang?

So many questions. Enough of the plot now! The most important one still remains. Just WHO would you chose first?

Please join us on what could be the last thread of the series (depending on how much we can fit in between now and Sunday night!)

We've had a lot of fun here, and it's never too late to join in!

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Hi mtm how you doin'

I think you're missing Hannah. I think it sums up the whole experience...

Oh LOOK!!

Hey twit! How's Porthos massive long and wide willy?

Drink I may be some time responding to that.

Unless any fluent wench wants to help a sister out here?

But I'm going to jump the gun and say.... Thanks ???

How ace! It's embedded.

Lol hannah
I already suggested one.
Muse, hysteria
Gets me going every.time. If you get my drift......

hannah tout ce que vous avez à faire est d'utiliser google translate.

Oh Malcolm! Yes! Very good. Very, very, very good.

Hahaha! This is what I imagine being the soundtrack to the scene where our minibus is hurtling along some dusty country road towards Doskany, with all of us frantically tightening corsets, removing knickers, tousling just got out of bed hair....

je tiens à vous remercier tous d'être des amis fantastiques, d'être incroyablement drôle et de soutien et d'être, ainsi, vous.

< appuie toutes les jeunes filles de mon sein.>
ne vous inquiétez pas, il ya beaucoup de place.

Twit exhibe.

Drink Je n'aurais jamais critiquer.

Ok, so somewhat disturbingly it translated wenches into young girls

Oi, hannah that's twice you've ignored my music suggestion. Just tell me if it isn't any good.

MEGA MEGA MEGA SEXY!

Just clearing up after cooking my own Sunday lunch whilst 'd'h works. Ha! I'm already down for a course on fathers day so enjoy cooking your own lunch that day mate.

The songs have cheered me up no end. Thanks loves. Can't be fucked to translate but , enough to say grande bisous all round.

He looks a little thin there to me Malcolm. Like he's been over doing it. Maybe you should whip up some extra Cardinals Fingers for him to share?

Wow I go for lunch and come back and we're all speaking French! I failed miserably at school with French so I'll just sit here and nod pretending I know what's going on

After jumping on me and sending the kids in DH came in and asked for breakfast, then went to work and will have dinner when he comes in after I have put DC to bed.

Just a normal day then.

Fear not Jess. I have an inkling that google translate may have been involved.

Am on the baby and Aramis one now.

il serait de mon devoir, et, accessoirement, notre plaisir.

Anne, comment osez-vous insinuer que j'utilise google translate. J'aidais Hannah.

Le

Oh Jess it's ok! Je nes pas parlez Frances tres bien beacoup merci.

So requirements for tonight are as follows...

1.)RICHELIEU HAVING A SWORD FIGHT

That's it. That's all I want. Come on bbc don't let me down!

Also when will the bbc release an official statement thanking us all for our support for keeping the show going on the power of perving alone? Do you think it'll be this afternoon? Will it be before or after all the actors come in this thread to thank is personally? Will there be a musketeers 2015 calendar? Because there will be a Doctor Who one...OH MY GOD I AM THE WINNER! That is going to happen. HAHAHAHA oh his face will be on everything everywhere. I'm buying all of it! I will forget all about stinky old Richelieu and his pus filled insides and his crabs!

Ah, but no hot leather cloak action.

Oh my children are getting so excited about these cakes...

Oh why why why why can't Capaldi do BOTH?!? I don't care if it would exhaust him to the point of breakdown...I WANT BOTH OF THEM!

Twit I particularly liked the 'le' at the end of that.

I forgot how great Amy Nutall was and how great that episode was.