At least Fantasy TV Men Aren't Wankers! Musketeers Appreciation Thread XI

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Is Constance pregnant? Is Anne pregnant? Who is in that coffin? Why is Aramis's chin so very shiny? Will Richelieu go out with a bang?

So many questions. Enough of the plot now! The most important one still remains. Just WHO would you chose first?

Please join us on what could be the last thread of the series (depending on how much we can fit in between now and Sunday night!)

We've had a lot of fun here, and it's never too late to join in!

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Enough Cardinal for everyone who wants him

Technically, not his ex...

Gorgeous shot (trying to pretend I'm not just interested in Aramis in or out of his uniform)

I've got a text alert option of Benedict Cumberbatch saying "errr.. sex" amongst others. I think you need the sound clip on YouTube or something similar and then you convert it to a sound file and clip the bit you want. Or something. It was a while ago that I did it.

Hannah going back v briefly to breaking Bad, I've not lusted over WW at all. Hank tho, as you say is v attractive in a bowling ball way. I'd get Jesse clean once and for all though. Bit young for my tastes, but I think I could coach him.

Off out to visit MIL and then mother.

See you later wenches.

Drink, I wrote you a lovely msg in french yesterday which you pretty much ignored.

That stuff comes from the heart y'know. I'm not just some bottomless pit of random words. These things come from a place deep within. The greatest care and attention is put into every single word I type. I think if anything, it is you, who does not care about me!

Where is my msg of undying love hmmm?

btw - I'm sorry, I forgot to ask about your toothache. I didn't see the post where you mentioned it, but I saw others comment. I hope you are feeling better

I have actually had to do that Hannah. In RL. Spent my Mother's Day in the bath, while dh combs my hair. I have NITS. Not happy. But both ds's are clear. How is that possible? Not happy.

Oh LetusPrey! SUPERRRRRRB work on the Cardinal. I suspect we've lost Drink and MTM for rest of day now, to that set of gifs

Comtess - I must stress, it was a brief interest in WW. I think it was when he started standing up for himself and first went off the rails.

Sorry *Oblomov, but I'm at you.

Short skirt and nits. What sort of picture does that paint? Where have you been on that lash that you got nits?

For you.

And who could ever forget these digits of joy. The fingerrrrrrrsssssss

They are rather special, LetUs

Drink. My mind boggles as to what image you all have if me! If only you knew. Highly mediocre and non descript, I assure you!!

What you should worry about is the church peeps. What do they have to think?!

Oblomov, do they ever feckin' leave?

My dd has long thick hair. And guess what? She feckin HATES getting her hair washed at best of times. But when I have to break it to her that it's de-nit time. Well! I might as well murder Santa, the Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy and Homer Simpson all in one go in front of her.

We are on a never ending cycle here. Just as you think they've gone, someone with extra lively hair decides to infect her again, and we're off!

I have one of those nitty gritty combs, and now it is incorporated to Sunday night hairwash. Loads of conditioner and away we go. This is supposed to stay on top of any incubation period, but there is always one little fucker who gets away.

I am seriously going to be doing mine today. I might just get dd to shut her trap about it if I lay on some really thick emotional blackmail about Mothers Day.

Not likely though. Grrrrrrrrr.

On the up side. It does add an extra element of authenticity to our 17th century look.

Errrr.....? Drink??? Exactly my point. Not even a response to my last msg.

Double standards.

Oooooh Hannah, ohhh I know. Is getting right on my tits. No, not Athos. (I wish). I mean the nits. I nitty comb, hedrin mousse/spray, then repeat. Driving me nuts nits.

Wonder what other diseases we all have, a-la 1630 France. Must be one if us with atleast some nasty disease

So cool when Porthos gets his weapon out
He actually throws it....

I got this off the TV. If this is not ok please delete.

Crabs. We have all got crabs with all the shagging around that's been going on. Maybe syphillis, but I associate that with nineteenth century for some reason.

No one else playing name the tavern then?
Nits are just one of the reasons dd has always had a jaw line to shoulder length bob, although she has asked the hairdresser for an asymmetric bob now...

The more I watch the more I think my guess at who's in the coffin is true.

Oh my god I COMPLETELY forgot about his amazing sex face in that first episode when Adele rubbed his head (the one on his neck) bloody hell. That was before I began my first ever thread otherwise it would have been all over the rest of them like Musketeer spunk upon a wenches bosom.

Listen, Hannah, of course you are not a bottomless put of drivel (paraphrasing).

So yes, merci beacuop pour tes confessions d'amour pour maoi. Je sens tout meme. Je suis swept par le power de ton amour. Bien?

Je ne voudrais pas evouter de criticism de QueenAnna a subjet de mon francais ou je tu mordre.

I am about to make my celebratory cuisine in honour of the musketeers. I am going to call them "Cardinals Fingers" and hopefully all will become clear.

Ok, off to the shops. Poor DD has been on Peppa pig all day. It's Mothers Day after all. I will buy Prosecco aujourd'hui.

I have been working on the MuskeWench Album - Songs to Boff Musketeers to.

It is might be a bit cheesy. And it is open to suggestions, so suggest away. We are looking for a sexy beat/rhythm, or at very least appropriate heartfelt wailing lyrics laced with lots of yearning/lustful intent.

This is what I have so far.....

Fleetwood Mac - (Largely for the uh oh uh oh bit/house on hill which is nod to the nuns convent)

Heart - (Because it's beautiful For the irony of the 'make love' bit, and because the woman in the blue jacket really rocks out at the end)

Alannah Myles - Except we will dub over with 'Black Leather' instead. (Because it is sexy, because Alannah is absolutely rocking the leather, and because let's face it she would get it from all of us.)

Kings of Leon - (Because, well, why wouldn't we? And not only can they all rock the leather, but Caleb is sporting a very sexy bit of facial hair, here too.)

What do you think so far.....?

oooh! look what just happened... pictures popped up, like what it did with Stinkle/Sparkle/LetusPrey the other day (sorry can't remember)