Muskewenches Unite and celebrate The big One Zero! Musketeers Appreciation thread X

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Hiiiiiiihgwaaaay to the danger zone, riiiiide iiiiin to the danger zone! As good old Kenny Loggins once said....Or congratulations and celebrations as Cliff Richard once said. Whatever the choice WENCHES HAVE REACHED THREAD NUMBER TEN!

So please feel free to chose your own song to play on the tavern jukebox get yourself a goblet of wine and pull up a chair! Let the wenching continue as we head into The Final Countdown to the end of what has been a fabulous and thorough enjoyable piece of original British Drama

Raise your glasses for The Musketeers!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

part eight

part nine

We'll we aaaaall know why it's so very VERY shiney! Dirty boy.

Let's do something really horrible to Athos while all his groupies are too busy to pay him attention. Aaaaaw we will really miss him not being in the next series!

? I have one eye on here you know.

Homework wars have commenced (I've just had to Google what a scalene triangle is )

You already chopped him up and made him into a curry - I am not sure how much worse it can get. We could leave him in one piece, castrate him, cut out his tongue and chop off his fingers.

Go on then Stinkle what is it?

All sides are different lengths.

How am I supposed to remember this shit 20 30 odd years later? I've never had to know what a scalene triangle is in my entire life

Maths and Satanic Practices are on the same par for me.

and...and...and, we had to "define a reflex triangle"

Well, thanks to 10 minutes with Mr Google we now know there's no such bloody thing (something to do with angles being more than 180 degrees so therefore impossible).

Bastards with their trick questions

I think my brain may have fallen out of my head recently

Sparkle that is so, so, sooo not okay! lucky biatches

Oi you two caahs stop with the Athos bashing. How would you like it MTM if I started saying Richelieu wasn't going to be in next series, huh?

Oh wait.... no, that wouldn't work would it.

I totally disagree that good looks equals no personality. Look at me I am smoking hot and I've got a great fucking personality!

This is year 4 maths FFS. For 8/9 year olds.

Why the fuck can't I do it?

Maths and Satanic Practices are on the same par for me.

Basically this ^

Send the homework back with the secret password!

If teacher isn't one of us then it might not help much but if they are, which I bet is very very likely, then the homework will be taken care of.

It might be Mavis! She is a teacher right?! I am sure.

Oh yes, oh yes.

Btw - was it Spaniels fingers (which I think it was) or spaniels ears?

A-ha, repreive. She's fucked off to watch Cartoon Network. I suppose I should go and fetch her back, but...pfft.

I'm pretty sure Mr C isn't one of us, he may like the Musketeers, but probably not for the same reasons - to be honest, he probably does watch it for the architecture

Every thread I venture onto I hope to bump into a a fellow wench so that I can use the password.

I have been thinking about it and are we trying to fit spaniel fingers in as an entire phrase.... I think it would be best for the greeter to incorporate spaniel and the responder to incorporate fingers.

MTM stop with the Athos bashing/choping. You're getting on my nerves now.
Why have you suddenly turned on Athos?

Mavis? A teacher?

You're avin' a fuckin larf aren't ya!

Her? In charge of our future generations. What? Educating them?

I've heard it all now.

Well it is pretty certain Mavis isn't Mr. C though.

A Wenches Theme suggestion to help homework time pass more easily. Do not play out loud in front of children.

I mainly suggest this because I think it is MTM in the form of song.

Ah yes, the scalene triangle

again converted

< forward rolls into thread to rescue Athos and drag him to safety>

Ooh yeah good one Anne. I did see a wench this morning, and I have to confess to trying to completely invent a RL scenario just so that I could post on thread including Spaniels fingers. Which is why I need to clarify the term.

I would defo be up for a bit of

1st wench: spaniel

2nd wench: fingers