Muskewenches Unite and celebrate The big One Zero! Musketeers Appreciation thread X

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Hiiiiiiihgwaaaay to the danger zone, riiiiide iiiiin to the danger zone! As good old Kenny Loggins once said....Or congratulations and celebrations as Cliff Richard once said. Whatever the choice WENCHES HAVE REACHED THREAD NUMBER TEN!

So please feel free to chose your own song to play on the tavern jukebox get yourself a goblet of wine and pull up a chair! Let the wenching continue as we head into The Final Countdown to the end of what has been a fabulous and thorough enjoyable piece of original British Drama

Raise your glasses for The Musketeers!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

part eight

part nine

The spoiler thing. Clockwise, I reckon 1,2,3 and 6 are happening.

All for one and all that Oblomov....

Can I ask a question that is entirely unrelated t leather, beards and chicken coops?

My unopened pack of Betty Crocker frosting went out of date on 5th Jan. It'll be ok to use won't it?? It looks ok.. but I don't actually want to make children ill.

DH was made redundant a few years ago, I proper panicked, but with hindsight it was a blessing in disguise. He hated his job and it was really stressing him out. He's now much happier and it all worked out in the end, fingers crossed for you!

And as for the no coat in the rain? Is he one of those pesky nearly/teenagers who refuse point blank to wear one? If so, I have one of those, I've given up arguing about it, she won't melt.

Better in a jizz than in a tizz, Oblomov!

Whenever I go through an deep shit, sleepless nights, stomach churning upheaval, I always come out with a better deal at the end. So I can only assume the same will be for you!

I will pray to the Cardinal for a new job for your DH. Might involve some killings but hey, if it pays the bills!

Oh Oblomov! Sounds like a truly shitty day. I adore you so that might make it worse, but hopefully by the time Subday comes you will be on fighting form once more. Redundancy is a...and I'm going to say this...CUNT. Sending you wench vibes. And it's 56 hours and 9 minutes!

why me?

Well, you're comment at 12.37 was just hurtful...

Re the Twitter spoiler,

Going on the IMDb stalking earlier being right, and they're not just remiss in updating it, and given the end of the book, I reckon bottom right and middle left aren't happening.

But who knows?

Mavis is it Best Before or Use By? Best Before is fine, it won't kill you, just might not taste as nice.

Ahh, sorry. I hope he isn't killed, just leaves or gets sent away, you never know he might be able to make an appearance later.
I'll miss Richelieu.

Oblomov.... Just for you.

Just a bit tetchy about it.

It's 'best before' so should be ok. I tend to play a bit fast and loose with dates anyway (I recently had a tin of tuna that was 2 years out of date - how old does a tin have to be to be years out of date. It must have move house at least twice) but don't want to risk non-family members.

I just took an online test that told me where in the world I should live - apparently I should live in Monaco... funny how these things know me. Close enough to France, sun, sea etc. A bit too bling but I will survive.

Mavis - I am notoriously slack with most things to be honest but 2 years for tuna!!! Although its tinned so what do I know.

I did eat that chicken curry that I cooked after 4/5 days though. DH told me I would die, I didn't.

I tend to go down the sniff test route with use by/best before dates - I haven't poisoned anyone yet

Most of my spice rack is older than my kids

Ok. I think top left isn't going to happen, that bit of plot seems to have been conveniently forgotten about. And I'm wondering if bottom right isn't going to happen either, i.e. in the coffin.

I think the top 4 will happen. The top left being connected with the middle right and MTM attempting to rip off a Musketeers moustache.

But then if all that is true and bottom right does nothappen then we all know who will be in the coffin AND given all the not happy people at the ending of the book I think that could happen.

I dob't think the Cardinal will get a showdown.

Someone should give Luca an internet security lesson.

I have through the magic of Instagram been all round Prague with him during series 1 filming. I've sat in the Marriott bar with cast & crew, seen all the sights & have swum in the queen's turquoise lake with him & Santiago.

I've also seem him with babies, dogs & at a wedding (PHWOAAARRR).And out with his mates a lot. He lives a very blessed life.

We are now BFF.

But hell he puts himself out there.

What you think he will just not come back? That would be such a let-down though. I think he will get a showdown but escape so as to leave the door open for him to return.

I looked at those pics yesterday Sparkle. It is a yoof of today thing though. It's how they share.

Oh, hang on.
It could be...., number 5.... But only for a bit.....or not....
They might use it..... Been helpful......

Ooooh somebody has spotted a 4th pint in that pic...or should it be red wine?