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Muskewenches Unite and celebrate The big One Zero! Musketeers Appreciation thread X

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 26/03/2014 21:23

Hiiiiiiihgwaaaay to the danger zone, riiiiide iiiiin to the danger zone! As good old Kenny Loggins once said....Or congratulations and celebrations as Cliff Richard once said. Whatever the choice WENCHES HAVE REACHED THREAD NUMBER TEN!

So please feel free to chose your own song to play on the tavern jukebox get yourself a goblet of wine and pull up a chair! Let the wenching continue as we head into The Final Countdown to the end of what has been a fabulous and thorough enjoyable piece of original British Drama

Raise your glasses for The Musketeers!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

part eight

part nine

Muskewenches Unite and celebrate The big One Zero! Musketeers Appreciation thread X
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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 28/03/2014 12:11

And she did call him she he too (fuck you twatpad HA HA) because of this picture

Goodness only knows I still so totally would...

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MadamedeChevreuse · 28/03/2014 12:12

Have some of malc

Stinklebell · 28/03/2014 12:12

Those mantis things are fucking terrifying.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 28/03/2014 12:13

HE DOES NOT APROVE!

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 28/03/2014 12:15

Hahaha oh how I love Malcolm Tucker!

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 28/03/2014 12:16

His stray eyebrow hairs are rather terrifying in that picture though I will admit!

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 28/03/2014 12:21

Thanks, Helen and Madame.

That's alright Malcolm we can cull after the series 1 finishes.

Oblomov · 28/03/2014 12:22

I can't seem to click on any spoilers, story line links.

I'm still none the wiser as to who is in the coffin. Please tell me . Ffs.

When I clicked on the latest link, I just got Hugo Speer. Couldn't scroll down, to anything.

Stinkle where is this, 4 out of the 6 , suggested plot lines, might be true bit, coming from?

Totally lost. I am useless at this.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 28/03/2014 12:25

Oblomov, don't worry I think to be honest you've summed up our entire plot speculation in this thread in that one post! No one has a clue. We just have to wait and see!

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MadamedeChevreuse · 28/03/2014 12:25

Encontraré tu escondite Bebida, esté donde esté.

Que te den.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 28/03/2014 12:27

Merde!

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 28/03/2014 12:27

Tu est morte!

Oblomov · 28/03/2014 12:28

I am very tearful ATM.
I fear I am pre menopausal. I am currently having my second period of the month.

Both boys have made me cry with frustration yesterday.
They are so rude to me.
Ds2 lost his new glasses.
I was stood in the rain , with Wire cutters trying to snip ds1's bike lock, that he had accidentally locked. I couldn't. Called dh and started to cry.
Ds1 was stood in the pissing rain. With no coat. Again.

I'm not doing very well ATM.
Is it nearly Sunday?

Dh just come home. Made redundant. Out if the blue.

How many hours countdown is it MTM?

Stinklebell · 28/03/2014 12:30

Ob Yesterday, I think, someone posted a twitter pic which has 6 predictions - I can't remember them all unfortunately, and can't find the link to the pic either

One of the producers commented that 4 out of the 6 come true

One of the predictions was relevant as to who I was suspicious may be in the Musketeer coffin. And, what happens at the end of the book, was also relevant to the predictions

Twit · 28/03/2014 12:33

Thanks Wine Cake

Oh oblomov I'm really sorry about all of that.

I think the person in the musketeer grave is the old one who got shot last week.

The rest of the speculation depends on where in the book they finish filming, IYSWIM?

Stinklebell · 28/03/2014 12:33

Ob twitter prediction potential spoilery thing

QueenAnneofAustria · 28/03/2014 12:34

Stop the ducking multilingual fighting. RL emergency wenching required.

Oblomov I cry all the time at pretty much everything please don't worry. Where I come from crying is important and expected as a way to vent frustration and stuff so let it out, seriously better than all the stuff upper lip bullshit.

That's not good news about DH and I know it doesn't seem it right now, but I am a real believer in everything happens for a reason, bigger, better opportunities etc. will this effect you and your family in a huge way (I know that sounds stupid) but are you now in panic mode re: living or pragmatically is it something you can absorb until he gets something else.

I know everything looks shit but really look for the positives however small and insignificant they might seem right now.

MadamedeChevreuse · 28/03/2014 12:35

Bloody hell Oblomov!!! Amazed you are only tearful. you're obviously a very tough muskewench.

Wine Brew Thanks Cake

not that that helps but lots of sympathy and hugs anyway. It will be OK. Tomorrow's another day and there are other jobs.

Stinklebell · 28/03/2014 12:35

Ob so sorry about your DH!

MavisGrind · 28/03/2014 12:36

Oh oblomov poor wench. Have a hug, I promise not to try for a sneaky grope. Rain is just water, ds1 will be fine. DH will get another job. Musketeers will be on Sunday. We'll all be here weeping and wailing on Monday (except those who have ordered the dvd).

I don't want to know what happens on Sunday. I want it all to be a surprise.

Twit · 28/03/2014 12:37

Although we know Richelieu leaves one way or another....

MavisGrind · 28/03/2014 12:38

Sorry Oblomov, reading that back it sounded a bit flippant. Hope you and your family are ok, as Anne said, much more eloquently than me, these things often end up as a good opportunity. Thanks Wine Thanks Wine

Oblomov · 28/03/2014 12:42

Thank you.
You are all so nice. When I get myself in a tizz. And can't keep up.

Twit · 28/03/2014 12:44

Was it you who got the pay rise recently? Hopefully that will help give you all some space to breathe, and him some time to find a new, better job.
I think the musketeer motto applies here, if you need to laugh, shout, perv or cry do. Even if it's only to us.

Oblomov · 28/03/2014 12:45

Thank you.
You are all too lovely.

Let's get back to pictures, speculating, Aramis etc drooling.

Tis best solution. For all of us. Wink

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