Muskewenches Unite and celebrate The big One Zero! Musketeers Appreciation thread X

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Hiiiiiiihgwaaaay to the danger zone, riiiiide iiiiin to the danger zone! As good old Kenny Loggins once said....Or congratulations and celebrations as Cliff Richard once said. Whatever the choice WENCHES HAVE REACHED THREAD NUMBER TEN!

So please feel free to chose your own song to play on the tavern jukebox get yourself a goblet of wine and pull up a chair! Let the wenching continue as we head into The Final Countdown to the end of what has been a fabulous and thorough enjoyable piece of original British Drama

Raise your glasses for The Musketeers!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

part eight

part nine

mtm YES Andy and Mr Bloom. Top two cbeeboys.

How GREAT would they both look dressed as Musketeers???

Madame I think you and I are actually as one!

We should collaborate on some kind of money making scheme, we clearly all have the commitment for something that interests us.

Madame do as you will, I have 48 straight hours coming to me and it will include the emotional turmoil that us Subday night

And with beards!! Err...maybe not Andy. But Mr Bloom definitely.

RESEARCH...

Mavis it's down to you and me. The wenches are depending on us.

Athos beginning to crumble at the thought of life without the wenches..

God, it's been years since I last suffered cbeebies, there wasn't a lot of perving potential then, must investigate, it's got to be better than bloody Cartoon Network and I-fucking-Carly although I do quite fancy the person who plays Carly's older brother

Whatever happened to the Boobahs? DD1 was utterly obsessed by them

Oops got distracted from Mr Bloom quest...

Anne dont worry I'll get him to save a bit for you.

Happy Musketeers!

Have we had the sex faces yet on this thread?

Ooooh, the things I'd do to this man......

My duty, and pleasure Stkinkle.

Right, I'm all out of pictures. I have to do some work now.

To be fair, Athos has been a bit smilier the last few episodes. He hasn't laughed yet, but there's definitely evidence of a smile there. Although, we're back to abject misery on Sunday.

Perhaps he'll progress to actually laughing in series 2 if he's in it

bloody hell is that Mr Bloom??!??

Stinky, boobahs was completely mental. Like, really, really mental. Absinthe and LSD cocktails ahoy!

Cardinal's sex faces are much better.

God yeah, Madam is that Mr Bloom? (Whoever he may be). bollocks to Athos, off to find Cbeebies

MTM Boobahs were mad, we used to play an online game which seemed to solely consist of making them fart. I loved it

Sorry Hannah, I know you patented The Sex Face, but that second one is most definitely the best one out of the two

Is this the Mr Bloom you're all perving over? Really?

Erm...sorry Athos, will you take me back?

And Andy? Cbeebies pickles your brain you know

I've always liked you Stinkle... Now stop wasting pictures on CeBeebies presenters. We can google them if we need to.

Mtm Stinkle it's Aramis ffs!!!!!

Like how we're slowly chipping away at Malc's devotion to Cardinal. Back of the Aramis queue, Malc.

And another...

If you google Santiago in Spanish you get loads more good photos.

No stinkle this is the Mr Bloom I perv over.

erm...

Tom Burke is definitely in the next season, you can look up who is and who isn't easily enough. Do I say how and risk being shouted at for spoilers?

Re. extras for DVDs/Blue-rays, I suggested action figures some threads ago (stupidly near the end of the thread in the middle of a live commentary, so no-one noticed, and now I can't even find it)

Anyway, obviously all figures need to have moving sword arms and weapons, plus extra grime and sweat to add to your taste, then as extras:
Carndinal - needs swishy cloack and twiddly fingers
Athos - needs bottle of wine and something to lean against...
and then I ran out of inspiration :(

I still don't see it nor Malc's obsession with PC for that matter

I did quite fancy this bloke from Tikkabilla though