Wenches preparation for the throbbing big climax! Musketeers appreciation IX

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

So now here we are 9th thread after the 9th episode! Aren't we clever? The Cardinal will be giving us all his lusty lusty eyes to show appreciation but please try not to get too turned on and distracted by it because we have much wenching to do to take us up to the big finale!

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WARNING: Sometimes we discuss the plot line!

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Hmmm now you see, Don Draper just not the same for me. I've got a type. It's got to be leathery, beard, wet and rough. Think Aragorn in LOTR. Athos. Aragon or Athos. Or both. It's about the leather, the voice and the beards.

New Worlds looks a bit leather/musket-y

Well this is the beauty of the Club. We can be doing Dr Who, simultaneously with a different thing.

Malcolm, have no fear. We will arrange for mutually agreeable viewing items only. This is also why it might work better if we can do more than one thing at a time.
I know this may cause a bit of chaos, but lets face it, we are managing alright currently, and there are always several different conversations on the go.

I am a Dr Who virgin. However, I am going to give him it a bash now for PC.

I'm not sure what the new programme being discussed Sunday(?) was, or what channel, but I'm sure we can find things we can all watch.

Perhaps we should all state what services we have access to? I am currently Sky, though that will no doubt change once I leave here. I also have Netflix, plus access to iplayer, 4 on demand etc.

The beauty of our waffling, is that we can just scour the t.v guide weekly if necessary. I think we will all have a way of recording/watching back at a suitable time of week. Obviously a series would be optimum for maximum waffleage, but we can mix it up with films, keep it interesting.

It's a living, evolving beast. Who wins

Peter Capaldi isn't in that. I can't watch it.

I am ok with New Worlds - although I don't immediately fancy anyone.

There is a scene in Mad Men where he follows the woman he is shagging into a restaurant powder room and he is angry with her and he basically gives her what for whilst his fingers are inside her. It is bad and it shouldn't turn me on but OMG it did, so fucking much.

GoT is Sky though isnt it so MTM won't be able to watch.

Phew Anne. What series is that? I've only seen the first 3. Maybe I should invest more time in it.

MTM - have you seen the Sazarin clip on the Musketeers page? Sean Pertwee shouting 'on your knees'. You'll like it

we can run threads simultaneously. I can only get excited by Dr Who after musketeers. if others can' t they choose something else but we all are welcome to contribute to other threads? one thread for different programmes will be chaos

or we can wait till 50 shades of gray come out

Oh well done Stinkers. Well anything that has an episode titled 'The Devil's Whore' gets my vote

It's channel 4. So it is a contender.

Hahahaha Anne, you never cease to amaze me. You really are the Lady of house/Whore in the bedroom combo aren't you

Got to get back to work.. but before I do, who has watched the 'Beards' doc on the Museketeers site? That little giggle Howard does at the beginning. Fuck, they're so sexy when they are being themselves but dressed up. And Tom is happy. But hot in leather. So really better than Moody Beardy Fucker cos he looks all fun. And fucking hot. How am i meant to operate in RL all pm when I've wenched myself into a frenzy.

How about a general Where Are The Wenches Now Thread? Obviously it won't go in here but it can go somewhere else. That way we can all check in and keep in touch and just talk bollocks but we can continue to have the odd perve and grope?

< goes to musketeers page>

No Drink, I just mean, we keep up what we've got here. We don't have masses of stuff, just one or two at a time, IF we can't find one single thing for all of us.
Would be no different than now, when we start raving on about other show characters.

Obviously if you and MTM go on your own Dr Who, and GoT - which can fuck right off - stays on it's own thread, then fine. But we don't need to stop this one just because the series ends. We can do rewatches and all that jizz too.

Agree Hannah - rewatches are very very satisfying. It should keep us going a fair while.

I've spotted a few leathery contenders in New Worlds not a patch on Athos, but worth a second look

Malcolm! You want us to end??? Are you finishing with us?

UUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFF!

How SEXY is Sean Pertwee??!?

Hurry up SUNDAY!

Here is the link. Click on it if you don't mind spoilers!

Malcolm I like that idea. And, whilst I appreciate the chaos that will be caused by multiple programmes, I can't deal with the idea of perving happening without me.

MTM report back later if you found it. And a room on its knees on the orders of Pertwee. Not sure about his hair in the clip tho. Bit, well, not bouffy but, not quite 'fuck me now' hair. Needs to be wetter.

How about we all just move in with Hannah? That way we can throw cunty chops out and we will all be together? No need for internet.

WHY HAS NO ONE THANKED ME FOR MY LAST ATHOS SEX FACE LINK BY THE WAY??

Yes I saw that Stinkers.

Well why don't we start with New Worlds

The appropriately named...

MuskeWenches do New Worlds

It's on channel 4. 9 p.m tuesdays. At that time it won't be completely innocent? And being school night, should be fairly easy to cram into life.

The thing is, even if it's a load of horse shit, we can just take the piss and rave about how it doesn't compare to thee

We'll be like GoggleBox (never watched it so guessing) / some judgemental piss takey review thread, sharing a strong bond.

We'll unleash on them what we couldn't bring ourselves to do to the boys in leather. Critique. And who knows, along the way, we may just fall in love?....

It's just an idea.

But tell you want, if none of you care, well you can all just FUCK OFF then!