Wenches preparation for the throbbing big climax! Musketeers appreciation IX

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

So now here we are 9th thread after the 9th episode! Aren't we clever? The Cardinal will be giving us all his lusty lusty eyes to show appreciation but please try not to get too turned on and distracted by it because we have much wenching to do to take us up to the big finale!

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WARNING: Sometimes we discuss the plot line!

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part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

part eight

Oh god I want to leap onto his lap and rip his jacket open whilst dry humping him like a manic...

Oi Porthos! Don't just sit there, get round the back quick sharp. There's a good boy.

Swaggerrrrrrrrrrrrr

Who wants to make my chin sparkle like verry verry sparkly thing?...

Actually that last one of Aramis - eyes... pretty feckin hot.

Feck it! Sign me up for the Aramis rota. I'll have a go on him.

Wench Drink GET TO IT!

These threads are zipping past. We really are hardcore. When are the bbc going to pay for us to meet and greet all cast members when they're in character? I think it's absolutely abhorrent than no official spokesperson has come forward and announced that this is what they have planned of us. Very rude, and very ungrateful!

LUSTY EYES! How did Mieme McCoy manage to do that scene without emptying herself all over the floor? Perhaps there are only three leading ladies in the whole show due to the fact that all the others had to leave due to being in a constant state of massive arousal? I'd sell all of my internal organs to have him squeeze my face and look at me like that. I wouldn't touch him up I swear. Please bbc, please please pleeeeeeease!

Ooooh, the ep 10 trailer has just been on the telly box. I want to know how it finishes nooooowwwww!!! Except I don't, because then it will all be over

Oh they just showed the trailer for Sunday on TV.

El oh El Stinky!

Bloody hell! By the time my poor old muff comes out of involuntary early retirement, I am going to commit MASS feathery strokery premature eruption.

I'll be like one of those nuns. The mere brush against a man will have me unconscious.

Afternoon wenches. don't talk about it ending. I can't bear it. Trying to fit a bit of Athos into my mouth lunch break so am watching that kiss with milady from last week. Over and over. She really bites his lip at the start. Fucking hell. Lucky lucky woman. What with that and the Cardinal. I'd be surprised if she can sleep at night.

Don't worry Hannah, Athos won't be a feathery stroker. He's hard. Very hard. It will be his duty and pleasure to keep you going as long as possible.

I will make his chin shine all day every day forever. Pleased I am in a office by myslef. I gasped out loud over the prospect.

Imagine Armand dragging you into his confession booth and shoving you down onto your knees before telling you that there was only one way for your sins to be forgiven.

Oh

My

GOODNESS!

...Then he'd hurriedly pull it out like he did with that letter...

And just leave you in a heap on the floor.

..and then he squeezes your face and gives you those lusty eyes before demanding you to get to it right away...

'on your knees before he changes his mind!'. I can quote Athos all day. I really have watches these a lot. Over and over.

Oh god Comtess! Imagine ALL of them watching and Athos says that!!

And those fingers would be very probing...

I have to go and think about something different for a while. My insides are tickling now! There was no need for my brain to think these thoughts!!

Then Porthos shouts 'COME ON"!

You know the more I think about it, the more a giant great orgy seems in order. I told Aramis I am exciting and adventurous and I meant it.

...right into the corset top...

STOP STOP STOP!!!

Have just been caught by Receptionist rewinding Iplayer. She's just said ooh is that this weeks, I watched it last night! A fellow Muskeperver in my midst?