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Wenches preparation for the throbbing big climax! Musketeers appreciation IX

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 25/03/2014 07:49

So now here we are 9th thread after the 9th episode! Aren't we clever? The Cardinal will be giving us all his lusty lusty eyes to show appreciation but please try not to get too turned on and distracted by it because we have much wenching to do to take us up to the big finale!

Please remember IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO JOIN THE WENCHOOD! If you are a saucy lurker then please feel free to join in our discussions.

WARNING: Sometimes we discuss the plot line!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

part eight

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 25/03/2014 12:39

Just say "lusty eyes" and see if she replies with "spaniel fingers"!!!

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LaComtessdelafere · 25/03/2014 12:39

'If you come to surrender, I accept. Leave now and I won't kill you'. I surrender to you now Athos, in every way!!!! don't stop!

LaComtessdelafere · 25/03/2014 12:40

Malcolm - one of us will die if I do that. I cannot risk it. I'm meant to be a proper person here.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 25/03/2014 12:44

Hahaha this is true and I've only just remembered. Did you know that the BBC wardrobe department actually HIRE out their costumes?

Guess what DH is getting for Christmas?

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 25/03/2014 12:45

Ok Comtess, just shout "Spaniel!" And see if she turns and looks at you. Then just mouth "fingers" so no one else hears.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 25/03/2014 12:46

Squeezing my face in the confession booth before forcing me onto my knees before him.

HHHHHHHHHNNNNGGG!

Wenches preparation for the throbbing big climax! Musketeers appreciation IX
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Stinklebell · 25/03/2014 12:47

They hire out costumes?!?!?

Mind you, I tried to convince DH to buy a brown leather jacket at the weekend but he wasn't having any of it, not sure a Musketeers costume would go down too well. Even if he was on a promise.

He's already questioning my encouragement of him growing a beard and his hair a bit longer

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 25/03/2014 12:48

Did you also know that there are erotic fan fictions out there about Top Gear? That is true, I swear.

So WHEEEEEEEERE is all the Musketeer erotic fan fiction???!!??

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HannahHorvath · 25/03/2014 12:49

MASSIVE IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT PAY ATTENTION READ ME

I have a plan..... admittedly it is not as good as The Nuns Do The A-Team a la episode 9, but nuntheless it is a plan. A plan that might just work...... ...

As we have all bonded soooo much, and have (most of us) expressed our sorrow at the idea of it all ending, but are naturally concerned about how we keep it up then there really is no reason why we can't continue.

Various ideas have been put forward about the nature of a continuing thread, including by my good self. I do however think I have the mother fucker of all ideas.......

I'm gonna pitch it.......

WENCHES DO [INSERT NAME OF PROGRAMME/FILM]

Basically, we will be like a book club. But we will be a perv club. We will always remain true to our Muskeroots, and will merely be awaiting the arrival of the next series. However, in the meantime, along with all of the usual leching/linking over all things Musketeers, we should also choose an upcoming series, or a film that we can all access, for some intermission perving and general debauchery.

Say for instance this new series coming up (have no idea what it is yet), we could all watch/follow as one would in a book club. We could obviously stick to themes of leatheriness, or beards, or billowy shirtyness or just general shagability??

Then we get to constantly top up our depraved needs with extra wench fodder. We can decide as we go what we will watch. We can make suggestions throughout threads and vote on next programme/film. We can even have several different items on the go simultaneously. It's our club, we get to decide how we do it.

The only rule, is, as here, lots of filth, smut, objectifying, giggles, deludedness and perrrrrrrrrrrving!

What you think?

Then we can carry on our, quite frankly, beautiful bonding, and it need never ennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd........

Stinklebell · 25/03/2014 12:51

Top Gear??? As in Jeremy Clarkson??? You're kidding

HannahHorvath · 25/03/2014 12:52

Malcolm I just choked, proper nearly died choked, at Athos ping ping ball bearing jizz....

Grin Grin Angry

QueenAnneofAustria · 25/03/2014 12:53

Hannah - I love it.

I have to say however, that I cannot watch The Doctor. I know this is like blaspheming, but I really really cannot.

Stinklebell · 25/03/2014 12:54

Yes, fab idea Hannah, but like Anne, I just cannot watch Doctor Who. I really can't. It's pants

LaComtessdelafere · 25/03/2014 12:56

Top Gear? Fucking hell . I'd pay good money for a good Muskepervey bit of clit-lit I agree.

QueenAnneofAustria · 25/03/2014 12:56

Is there something replacing the Musketeers at 9pm on Sunday night that is worth watching.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 25/03/2014 12:56

Hannah that could be a good idea. My only problem is I don't have Sky tv. So if it's something cool and new I won't get to play Sad

I think a regular wench club tv review thread is a good plan though! Or maybe, just maybe we could arrange it so that we watch DVDs and pass them onto one another?

Hahaha Stinky I DID warn you! It's the mumsnet moral "Never google Blue Waffle"

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QueenAnneofAustria · 25/03/2014 12:56

Well.. and this is another plan... we could start writing our book when the series is finished.

LaComtessdelafere · 25/03/2014 12:57

I'm in Hannah. Deep.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 25/03/2014 12:57

Jesus...I'm about to go on a massive crazy massacre of fellow wenches...this isn't good.

You don't like WHAAAAAAT???!!??

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QueenAnneofAustria · 25/03/2014 12:58

Yes, I think simultaneous watching is going to be difficult unless there is an easy direct replacement.

I do have to catch up on the last series of Mad Men and other will have The Doctor so we could do perving like that, but to be honest when it comes to pics Don Draper looks hot but they are all pretty samey.

LaComtessdelafere · 25/03/2014 12:58

We could all write a paragraph and then pass it on. See what the characters choose to do. In terms of who they do obvs.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 25/03/2014 13:00

We could always rewatch Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds on YouTube and have thread about that??

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Stinklebell · 25/03/2014 13:02

Yeah, I've already fallen foul of blue waffle, and dragon butter

Stinklebell · 25/03/2014 13:04

Isn't there a new leathery/swordy series starting on Channel 4 soon?

Or GoT starts on the 6th hooray!!!

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 25/03/2014 13:05

OH MY GOODNESS!! Look HERE!! NEW ATHOS SEX FACE!!!!!!!!

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