Wenches preparation for the throbbing big climax! Musketeers appreciation IX

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

So now here we are 9th thread after the 9th episode! Aren't we clever? The Cardinal will be giving us all his lusty lusty eyes to show appreciation but please try not to get too turned on and distracted by it because we have much wenching to do to take us up to the big finale!

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WARNING: Sometimes we discuss the plot line!

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Comtess I think it would have to be Big Cock MASSIVE Cock. There are no small cocks in this show. Well except from on the King probably.

Amused you have the same name for Big Cook Little Cook as me...!

My duty and pleasure Hannah < shines up Wench Physician badge and pins mid tit> . I thought the blow up Athos had burst??

Malc, ha ha ha love it. Massive cocks it is. Would give you another possible order combination to ponder...

Twit was that a cry for help? Do you need to come sit on my couch?

Let's just pretend you did for a min....

Do not put yourself down Twit! There is no weird here. Okay, there may be some.

In real life you would dazzle them with your mega-elastic-better than it was before you had 5 kids-MuskeVadge.
They would see your amazing kitchen skills, and all of them would request a cake like that one. Your ability to multi-task: feeding baby Twit, whilst simultaneously watching re runs of show and posting running commentary, would confuse and awe inspire them. They would see how you always ask after people, and would be humbled by your kindness.

Now get that corset on, hoick those tits up god knows they must need it, put on your best smile, and go get your RL choice!

Hannah

BTW Musketeer order is as follows:

Aramis
D'Artagnan
Athos
Treville
Porthos
Cardinal

RL order is:

Santiago
Luke
Tom
Peter
Howard
Hugo

Malcolm! Read the rules! Naughty wench.

So are we re ordering them all in Big Cock, Massive Cock order now?

hannah

My tits are full and bouncy thanks.

But, the rest, well thank you. That's very sweet of you.

You know Milady's red dress from Sunday. I would look fanfuckingtastic in that.
With my old curly hair, big tits and corseted small frame I would shag them all. Over and over. Especially Athos bloke

Tbh Dog and Aramis blokes are too beautiful, I would just want to have them on a shelf or on my wall to gaze at. so I suppose the other two would get it.

But yes, I do need to sit on your couch, I could do with a nap....

I have to balance these bloody lists AGAIN. You people disgust me.

Musketeer order:

Richelieu
Cardinal
Armand
Mr Lusty eyes
Mr Abhorrently Evil
Mr black black clack leather and swooshy cloak

RL Order

Capaldi
Capaldi
Capaldi
Capaldi
Capaldi
Capaldi
Capaldi
Capaldi
Capaldi
Capaldi
Capaldi
Capaldi
Capaldi
Capaldi
Capaldi.

Ok, big cock, massive cock.
Are we talking personalities or actual cocks?

Biggest to least biggest cock order....

Hugo the Spear
Porthos
Peter
Luca
Tom/Santiago

Now remember, these are not insults. We are ranging from MASSIVE to big.

Ok, I'm up for the Nine O'clock Perve So count me in.

My list appears to currently be:

Musketeers:
Athos
.
.
.
.
Porthos
Cardinal
Aramis
Treville
Dog

RL:
Tom
Howard
Peter
Santabarbara
Hugo
Luke.

Uncanny.

Not sure if I'm going to managed themed eats on Sunday (I will have a bottle of Prosecco to mark the occasion though). It's ds2 birthday party Saturday so I might manage some left over cocktail sausages. For Dog.

Actors or characters?
Please say characters......

Howard - not Porthos!

I bloody rewrote that so many times because of name crossovers

We need to find a way to synchronise better wrt the Rewatch. I seem to spend the first 10 minutes trying to figure wtf is going on

Mavis! Our lists look similar.

I knew there was a reason I married you. Kindred spirits we are. Sometimes. Maybe I really am your sister

Yes mavis
However, I have no doubt that we can sink lower.

Right I'm off. No doubt will be chaos on here next time I look in later. I may well be seeing you on the 10th thread?

I have just had a thought. I reckon it is no coincidence that the great big throbbing climax to this all is falling on Mothers' Day

I think they are reading after all

Have just guffawed out loud at the 'personalities or actual cocks' and the thread all time low. Sorry, wenches, I've really lowered a very low tone. < settles on bench in tavern to hear the results come in>

I will be here at 9 BTW. But whether I'm in or not depends on rest of household's movements

I'm confused as to what my lists are even for now.

Youre right Sparkle , this is no coincidence... What if they're all reading avidly in Prague. And worrying about their level on Big Cock massive Cock...