Wenches preparation for the throbbing big climax! Musketeers appreciation IX

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So now here we are 9th thread after the 9th episode! Aren't we clever? The Cardinal will be giving us all his lusty lusty eyes to show appreciation but please try not to get too turned on and distracted by it because we have much wenching to do to take us up to the big finale!

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WARNING: Sometimes we discuss the plot line!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

part eight

........so here we go...... ....

Bad (if not impressive) Beard

............and.......

Oh my god Fuck me NOW Beard

Mine has always got the musketeers right, oddly. Perhaps we were meant for each other, and even when we fall out over mis-spelt words, random '!' Dotted about, we get each other.

oh god mmmm yum Hugh JackoffinmymouthMan aaaaaahhhh lul lul lul lul lul lul lul lick lick lick lick lick

Is that bad one tied up with his chest hair? I know it isn't, but wish it was

oooh, good beard, bad beard

good beard

2 for the price of 1 bad beards

The sexy Captain Treville out of uniform. Perhaps highlighting that in this instance, his particular facial hair not doing him any favours on show .

Take heed BBC. Groom him!

good beard

bad beard

Just a trim and slightly less orange would do. He needs more 5o'cock shadow than full bushy tache.

Haha Stinkers! Love it.

Oh hannah yes!

Stinkle what a lovely good beard.

good beard

bad, but impressive beard

More like this, is what I'm thinking....

God, he looks so young there

I've just chopped my pubes off and shoved them on my face Bad Beard

but more than made up for by.....

I'll have one to take away and Cheque Please! uh huh huh uuuuuhhhhhhh Good Beard

Stinkle I hope DH is ok. Have a sweaty Athos to distract you.

Yeah he does look very young. But they could recreate that facial hair well enough.

He did look a bit 'lived in' first series. But I think it was all superficial. Nothing a good hair trim - did not like the shiny slicked back look - and facial hair adjustment couldn't remedy though.

And he was always sooooo boffable. This next one could be the Captains series

phwoar beard

WTF is going on there, is that his ear hair?? beard

Treville's facial hair is one of those comedy wink-wink-nudge-nudge moustaches - I expect him to don a monacle and wiggle his eyebrows each week. It needs roughing up a bit, less grooming, more stubble

Christ Hannah who is that? Delicious.

Good picture of Hugo Speer. I might have to watch The Full Monty, I think I did not appreciate him at the time.

These weirdo beards are German, aren't they? I'm sure I remember seeing something about them on Eurotrash back in the mists of time.

cool way to integrate your chest hair into your facial hair

how to let everyone know you're a twat through the medium of beard

That was Henry Cavill - Superman. I posted a billowy shirt one of him last night too, though didn't realise at time it was him (I had saved these beardy pics yesterday).

I felt an instant pull to him. Just like when I watched Superman. Oh em geeeeeeeeee I think I've just found another stalkee

Caaardinal!

Just wanted to make the 500th post special