Wenches preparation for the throbbing big climax! Musketeers appreciation IX

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

So now here we are 9th thread after the 9th episode! Aren't we clever? The Cardinal will be giving us all his lusty lusty eyes to show appreciation but please try not to get too turned on and distracted by it because we have much wenching to do to take us up to the big finale!

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Stinkle that's really tough. All fingers crossed and big hugs.

I HAD noticed that MTM. Ooh. Getting quite excited about the Doctor again now. Oldest son a total Whovianso easy for me to watch, unlike musketeers twhich has to be a private pleasure. Stink , hope your DHis ok.

Madame, have you not read my Athos/Aramis scenario from yesterday. It would give you a good starting point for your threeway.

I imagine anyone alive , gay straight or everwhichway are fiercely attracted to Athos/Tom . Why ever not?

I too would write down how you've been feeling hannah and rehearse it ready.
Not the pervy stuff, that might get you locked up.
Hope your DH is ok today stinkle it's bad enough when MrTwit has a bug, cannot imagine him facing an op.
The cake went well, it was dark and I faced the dodgy side away from DH, so he didn't notice

Hope everyone is ok this morning?

Hello to the two blokes in the pub . ( a bit like Hello to Jason Isaacs for any of you who listen to Kermode and Mayo)

Oh sorry to hear that Stinkle. Hope all goes as well as it can do. Best wishes to DH.

Let us help keep you company if you need it.

We could talk bollocks again today?....namely those belonging to Athos/Aramis/Dog/Porthos/Cardinal..?

Who do you reckon has little tight smooth ones? Who has big dangly saggy ones the Cardinal ? Who has fat boy bull size ones with the pubes that would strip the lining of your throat? Eh?...

I'm sure PC would have taken his ring off for Dr Who if needed

So the bugger ring on top must mean something.

I've seen youn ger blokes with dangly balls and an older bloke with balls as fresh as a daisy i think it's genes, not age.

Twit, I just snorted my tea with your comment about not saying the pervy bits . Btw, I work for the NHS. Just sayin. We do our best ....

Bigger, bigger ring, not bugger...

It's there as a precaution so that he doesn't lose his whole hand up yours/Malcolm's arse.

It's a safety device.

ooooooooh yes Comtesse you filthy harlot. I will have a look again at your work later. Have to go out now unfortunately. See everybody at 9 tonight provided my blinding 3 day migraine doesn't come back.

Thanks.

Talk bollocks to me and provide me with links to drool over

Last Sunday, for the first time this series, I looked at Athos and thought ' I would'.
I still, in general wouldn't, even in most of the links and photos. Unless it was the with actor. Out of character but still dressed as Athos. He seems quite funny and that is a Good Thing.

Madame... you're not my friggin Dr are you??... Oh god is this like the time when we thought we could be each other's mothers. Or when Mavis thought any of us Leos could be her sister?

Ffs!

As for their bollocks, 17th century France? they were probably ridden with crabs

Who would you most like to see Stinkle?

Would you also like a bit of good beard/bad beard to cheer you up?

I haven't done my shag list after Sunday's episode, so here you go;

Aramis
Porthos
Athos (I know I know but it's not real and I can if I want)
Dog
Treville

Still a no to King Wallace-mouth and Cardinal 'praying mantis' Richelieu.

Aythenkyoo

Oh, and beardyfucker bloke from sewing bee.

Ohh, look new series starts filming on the 7th April start of GoT clash dilemma could we organise the coach trip to Prague in time?

What does it say about me my iPad that it changed beardy to beardyfucker ALL ON IT'S OWN ?

Hahahahahahahahahah I broke it! Hahahahahahahahahah I broke the thread

oops, mixed up Madame and Comtess there. Because you both popped up at same time with titled names. In fact.... has anyone seen you both in the same room at the same time?...

Let's just appreciate this thing of beauty...

Yes, my shItepad has finally got the hang of Muske-speak now. It's stopped changing Porthos to portions, and Treville to trousers

However, it does have its down sides, as in a big ranty email I was sending to DD1's school yesterday about her school trousers it changed 'school trousers' to 'school TREVILLE' (big shouty caps included). I've now outed myelf as a Muskeperve to the school secretary

That Athos pic so does it for me in fact that whole bit does it for me