Wenches preparation for the throbbing big climax! Musketeers appreciation IX

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

So now here we are 9th thread after the 9th episode! Aren't we clever? The Cardinal will be giving us all his lusty lusty eyes to show appreciation but please try not to get too turned on and distracted by it because we have much wenching to do to take us up to the big finale!

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WARNING: Sometimes we discuss the plot line!

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He deserved unlinking..

ffs he even does the shopping looking like a SEX GOD!!!

Kindly. For your perusal. Who said wenches don't share... Henry Cavill

Oh dear Stinkers, think beardy chest man might have too much time on his hands

So nice of you to commemorate it for us Drink. You're all tart heart you

Some love Athos bits there wenches. Nearly weed my pants with the school TREVILLEs stinke. That's brilliant.

Hannah, yes Madame and I have different Aramis Athosinterests, tho these seem to be converging into an interesting multi Musketeer scenario which would keep us all happy.

But yes, I might be your GP!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Can you just diagnose me from here then. I know you must be busy, and it is quite a drive to get there.

Comtess - if you do me from here, I'll sign up for whatever lezzer/twin/Athos action you want. I'll even let you jump in front of me in queue I will

Oooh, I missed Ali's sweaty Athos. DH is fine thanks.

Had a call, op over, all went well, I can visit later. Will see what happens next

Oh brill news Stinkle. Give him our love when you visit later

Right, lunch break over! Back to work.

Good news Stinkle. Sounds worrying :(

And thanks all . You've all made me laugh for the last few hours.

Some love Athos bits there wenches. Nearly weed my pants with the school TREVILLEs stinke. That's brilliant.

Hannah, yes Madame and I have different Aramis Athosinterests, tho these seem to be converging into an interesting multi Musketeer scenario which would keep us all happy.

But yes, I might be your GP!

Um, sorry did that one twice.

Hannah, listen you luscious wench. You know us GPs. We always say it's a virus. And there are a number if v tiring nasty ones which come with a long recovery period at the mo. Purely without examination it could well be worth just ruling out tonsilitus, chest infection or even Glandular fever from your symptoms. Both are stress aggravated. Come in and we will take a look. If you want a prescription, you'll need to use the Spaniel passcode ...

Thing is, you would know it was hannah from the vague time and her symptoms if you were her dr, later when she comes in
Are you a good actor?

I'll have to catch up when I get in later. Just been getting sweaty and leathery myself. Sadly no musketeers around [tragedy]

How about this...we rename Sexmas Sunday, Sexmas Sunday International Beard And Leather Appreciation Day? I know just like Porthos that is one HELL of a mouthful but it's the last day and needs to be celebrated!

Also who is still in for celebratory food be drink?

Also why the fuck hasn't Richelieu ridden a horse or had a sword fight yet? Bastard.

Oh bloody hell! Can you stick a picture of a spaniel on the wall? Or just write spaniel on something?

I apologise for breath/mouth/teeth etc. when I say ahhhhhh later.

You're not going to try to touch me inappropriately are you?
I'll get my best wenchy outfit on.

Had a quick catch up then have another friggin meeting thing.

ARAMIS IS NOT GAY and I would do Hugh Jackman until his eyes rolled back in his head ARAMIS IS NOT GAY

Stinkle - sending the get well/hope not too stressed vibes too.

I have a dilemma, I had a lunch where I polished off some wine and forgot I need to go to MIL to pick up the DC and we are of a non-drinking faith (clearly not but they are unaware) and I now smell of fucking booze. I think I need to go and buy some toothpaste.

p.s I need a another smear test

Oh Hannah - I have an amazing doctor who does my smear tests. Literally I want to kiss her after.

Sharing too much again.

Anne. You need to have a hot pore rinsing shower. Gargle with loads of mouthwash and say you have sore throat to explain stench of mouthwash. Douse yourself in bleach. Wear shade and and a snood.

She'd probably quite like that look.

I will die. DIE. If I see a spaniel.

Noooo, don't go minty. Dead give away.

Find something nice and stinky - raw garlic?