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When Are They Going To Say "One For All And All For One"? Muskeperves Anonymous Part VIII

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 23/03/2014 08:27

Welcome to our 8,000,000th thread! There has been a LOT of Musketeer love and appreciation shared between us over the duration of this series. It has been such good fun, so if you've not yet joined in the please do and let's carry on!

To celebrate we are going to take a trip into space. A new planet has been discovered. Planet of the Beard And Leather. It's currently mating season and they all have shed their heavy winter leather down to their billowing shirts and now have their swords out in a bit to find theirselves a suitable wench!

So please take your seats and Armand will ensure you are...erm...strapped down well...

5...4...3...2...ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

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LetUsPrey · 23/03/2014 19:51

Dunno. Send him round and he can talk to me, whispering filth into my ear , and I'll let you know. I'm free all week.

Sparklegeek · 23/03/2014 19:52

I found turn the lights out. There's no hair Sad

Oblomov · 23/03/2014 19:54

Loving Aramis talking Spanish. god he is so sexy.

LetUsPrey · 23/03/2014 19:56

The first of Twit's rather magnificent links is the one where he's saying turn off the light. Anyone else notice the way his tongue moves when he's pronouncing certain sounds? They're not called the Romance Languages for nothing are they?

TwitMcMuskeWhatevs · 23/03/2014 19:57

I don't care, do as you're told and ten off the light. And now, imagine it's Aramis.....

MavisGrind · 23/03/2014 20:00

Twit I was about the post the same link - he says he's 30 on that one, can't get more specific than that I'm afraid. Ol' Santabarbara really doesn't have an accent does he? he's still at least 4th on my list

TwitMcMuskeWhatevs · 23/03/2014 20:01

hahaha
I like when aramis too she's his head when he's says he not used to being unpopular.

HannahHorvath · 23/03/2014 20:02

HoofuckingRay 1 hour to go.

I have decided to try to drink through the pain. Red wine is full of anti oxidants and good stuff isn't it?

Just have to avoid hangover so that if miracle of miracles happens and I get to docs tmw, I can actually differentiate between, self induced symptoms, and RL proper ill symptoms.

Come on you MuskeHunks! I neeeeeeeeeeed your sweaty smelly leather clad bulges all over my face NOW!

MavisGrind · 23/03/2014 20:03

Sparkle - I'd almost put money on that one being compiled but one of us.....if I didn't know that non of us could probably manage it!

HermioneWeasley · 23/03/2014 20:03

Just watched the intro to "dogtanian and the three muskahounds". Catchy theme tune. Downside - none of them are sexy except the cat version of Milady

TwitMcMuskeWhatevs · 23/03/2014 20:04

Do you think he'd have an accent in Spanish though? So if you were Spanish you could tell he was from Chile?
Does anyone know anyone from France, Spain and/or Italy? They could tell us. I mean his English is luffly but I don't know about the others.
Still can't find French or Italian Aramis either.

Sparklegeek · 23/03/2014 20:06

Yes I think if you were from Spain you can tell a South American. Bit like us knowing an American or a Scot?

Sparklegeek · 23/03/2014 20:07

In any event, I would only need one sentence breathed in my ear.

TwitMcMuskeWhatevs · 23/03/2014 20:09

Right am off to have a shower and sort Stuff out ready.

FIFTY MINUTES

LetUsPrey · 23/03/2014 20:09

Yy, I suppose it's dialects isn't it? Different dialects of French, Spanish, etc, different accents. Whatever - he can try them all out on me.

DS2 is almost ready for bed. DS1 not so much.

Oblomov · 23/03/2014 20:10

Love 99 problems Sparkle

Oblomov · 23/03/2014 20:11

Am in bath, with wine.
Fears I may be late watching, because dh is watching football.

Sparklegeek · 23/03/2014 20:12

Mavis I did think that too. I'd say Anne would be the only one capable. And in that event it would prob have more Aramis.

Anyone else - naaaah

TwitMcMuskeWhatevs · 23/03/2014 20:12

Like the video, can't listen to that song. Rage inducing.
Right, laters.

Sparklegeek · 23/03/2014 20:14

You know this one from yesterday?

Well I am truly truly sorry but I am thinking the person Tom B reminds me of there might be Alan from The Hangover. OMG. Grin

MavisGrind · 23/03/2014 20:14

True - Anne is a possibility. But then if it was any of us then we'd post it here first and show off

Certainly not me anyway

MadamedeChevreuse · 23/03/2014 20:16

He definitely has an accent. I don't know what a Chilean accent sounds like but he sounds kind of Andalusian to me, that's where I used to live. They swallow all the ends of their words, which is why I thought he said he was pissing on his grandma. But they sound very, very sexy. He's lived all over, so his accent is probably quite messed up.

Does anyone think he sounds more confident and natural speaking Spanish compared to when he's talking in English on all those cringeworthy breakfast tv show interviews? There he sounds basically bored and embarrassed but when he's talking Spanish he sort of comes to life and yes, the way his mouth moves is pure poetry in motion....

Sparklegeek · 23/03/2014 20:23

I think they all sound a bit embarrassed in those interviews, other than Mr Pasqualino who just oozes, well he just oozes.

I wonder if they will have to do Press in the US when it goes over there in June?

What they need is a MN Wenches interview rather than poxy Daybreak. That way the important questions will be asked. What ARE the important questions MN?

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 23/03/2014 20:23

He's just an exotic man of international breeding. This means he's the sexiest dancer and the greatest lover.

Mind the real action comes fromItalian bloodlines, I believe.

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