When Are They Going To Say "One For All And All For One"? Muskeperves Anonymous Part VIII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Welcome to our 8,000,000th thread! There has been a LOT of Musketeer love and appreciation shared between us over the duration of this series. It has been such good fun, so if you've not yet joined in the please do and let's carry on!

To celebrate we are going to take a trip into space. A new planet has been discovered. Planet of the Beard And Leather. It's currently mating season and they all have shed their heavy winter leather down to their billowing shirts and now have their swords out in a bit to find theirselves a suitable wench!

So please take your seats and Armand will ensure you are...erm...strapped down well...

5...4...3...2...ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE!


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part five

part six

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[HannahHorvath]

Wassssssuuuuuuuuuuuup ma wenches

[TwitMcMuskeWhatevs]

Might be, might be..

[MadamedeChevreuse]

Feckin weather! Sorry, got a bit lost. This is nice...

Oh yeah of course that's why we can't find Porthos's birthday...he doesn't have one!!!

[MavisGrind]

Jacket is a bit like this, but wasn't as expensive

[Sparklegeek]

Average Schmaverage.

That word does not feature at any point in the past 7000 posts. And if you don't believe me, read them all. It'll only take you about 3 weeks

Another Helen No, the tavern doesn't require the entire series on permanent loop. No no no, it doesn't actually need it. The Real Thing is soooo much better hmmm Twit?

[HannahHorvath]

Do you all want to feel better about yourselves by hearing something sad and pathetic....?

[TwitMcMuskeWhatevs]

Alright mavis?




I am going to post and not change what my shitepad changes it to for a while. Just for a 'laugh'

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

I wonder, if we ever met up in real life, would be end up speaking to each other like on here or would we freeze with embarrassment and be all polite and pretend like we are normal like I pretend every fucking day

[Sparklegeek]

Oh no. What is sad Hannah?

[Sparklegeek]

Drink Prosecco would need to feature I think

[MadamedeChevreuse]

Bloody hell Mavis I bought one very similar to that today but in grey. We could wardrobe share while we're at the Prague Marriott??

[TwitMcMuskeWhatevs]

Yes, the real thing is not much better than this. We have to watch it for real in real life all the time


Hey everyone, good to see you
Oh hannah please tell us.

[MavisGrind]

The term I used on an earlier thread Drink was when the lights go on at a swingers party. In a Travelodge. In Salford.

I think I we would get confused with names. Hannah being a Hannah would be ok but I'm not sure I'm ready to be Mavis in RL.

Go on then Hannah. Spill. like Athos

[Sparklegeek]

I wonder if the Prague Marriott has a webcam? Hmmmmmm, off to google again!

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

what at real thing are you lot talking about?!

Hannah is it that we are your only friends!

[MadamedeChevreuse]

Tell us Hannah. Then I'll show you my jacket if you think it will help.

[TwitMcMuskeWhatevs]

Oh I like that jacket mavis I'm thinking of getting either grey or a light blue. (It's nicer than it sounds)
What is prosecco?
I don't tend to drink mush what with bf babyTwit.

[MavisGrind]

Oooh Madame I did consider grey, but black is much more boring practical.

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

prosecco is an Italian equivalent of French champagne.

[Sparklegeek]

It's like champagne Twit But I prefer it

[TwitMcMuskeWhatevs]

And I'd be user if you called me Twit in the bar. Especially if one of the cast/crew had read this thread and then recognised me.
Isn't your name really mavis then, mavis?

[TwitMcMuskeWhatevs]

At the risk of sounding like a cunt, drink'chamoagne is French, so not called French champagne.

I might be probably am wrong.

[TwitMcMuskeWhatevs]

Ugh, I don't like champagne. I like cider. Good job really considering where I live.

[MavisGrind]

Funnily enough no Twit. You see, I couldn't call you Twit in RL that just sounds ridiculous. Actually, Twat might work?

I do love a drop of prosecco Might just pop out to the Co-op..

[HannahHorvath]

thanks Sparkle....



So I have been alone since midday ish. I came back to bed to watch an episode or two and get some sleep for illness bug virus disease thing. I made cup of tea/lunch watched episode.
Then came on here, and have spent, probably, last 2.5 hours lying half on half off bed, waiting to go make another drink, because I am parched. My head is all cricked up in awkward position. My nose is so crusted up because of heater (out of reach) still being on. My bladder is so full I have to keep bouncing my leg. I am gagging, gagging for a drink because of said heat/dehydration, and I'm really very uncomfortable actually. Oh and I want chocolate too. Which is downstairs.
But instead of doing these quite frankly minuscule tasks to improve my conditions, I'm just lying here, uncomfortably half on half off bed, hitting refresh.

God I need a slap!