When Are They Going To Say "One For All And All For One"? Muskeperves Anonymous Part VIII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Welcome to our 8,000,000th thread! There has been a LOT of Musketeer love and appreciation shared between us over the duration of this series. It has been such good fun, so if you've not yet joined in the please do and let's carry on!

To celebrate we are going to take a trip into space. A new planet has been discovered. Planet of the Beard And Leather. It's currently mating season and they all have shed their heavy winter leather down to their billowing shirts and now have their swords out in a bit to find theirselves a suitable wench!

So please take your seats and Armand will ensure you are...erm...strapped down well...

5...4...3...2...ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE!

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part six

part seven

Oh he's angry. He's just said he's going to get me up against the wall and grind me til I can't walk.

Hannah, imagine him telling you that he's had enough of all your talk and is going to make you see just how much of a dirty bastard he can be?

Just wondering...are there any other threads on Mumsnet that have ever produced 8000 posts in just over a month?

Don't Malcolm. I'm not sure I can take that level of unfairness - that it isn't going to happen.

Oh Twit poor you. Hope you feel better soon.

Twit perhaps you need to gargle with something salty?

Sorry, forgot to say hello to Fraggle. Hello Fraggle. Just be careful, MTM and Drink can get a bit feisty, although the Cardinal really likes it when that happens.

I'll take them all please

I just watched that 5% pleasure, 50% pain Aramis thing again. It made the hairs on my arms stand on end.

letusprey, are you my DH?

ONE HOUR AND TWEBTY EIGHT minUTES.

Cardinal would shoot his load if his ones duelled for a go of gobbling his wench beater in a confession booth.

Why Twit? Has he made you a drink of warm water with some salt dissolved in it too? Or try a TCP solution.

And then he'd burn you all for 'making' him do so, as you are clearly working with the civil befor wearing a hair shirt and flagella ring himself as penance.
Then his hatred of women would bring about an witch hunt of all intelligent frre thinking wenches. Doing gods work natch.

Just watched all the Spanish clips. I love language(s). He has gone up in my estimation by about 10000000000000000000000000000. Its like when he can get no better, he gets even fucking better.

No, he want me to gable his spunk.

omfg omfg that link to aramis talking about the environment...13 secs in he says "turn out the light" in the most incredibly sexy voice I am still recovering....

Then he SHOUTS "TURN OUT THE LIGHT" and the moment is somewhat gone. Followed by what I thought was "I'm pissing on my grandma, cunt" but I actually got that wrong.

I live languages as well anne, and words! dialects! everything. I like hw you can Texas words all round.

Fuck I have to put my son to bed now. I will be back to orally fixate on the other link. Thank you thank you whoever put them up.

I don't want to know about that sort of family get together TBH. Where does he say turn off the light so I can listen to it on a loop?

Madame is that the Spanish one? Where my long forgotten Spanish led me to believe it was about Chile?! If not, what you goin' on about girlfriend??????

Twit great minds & all that!

Off to see if I can recognise anything like turn out the light at 13 secs in any of the links...

Nope.

Do you think he has no trace of an accent in any of the languages he speaks?

On another note. The more I stalk look at Luca's Twitter, the more I'm convinced he is On A Flight. He has never gone this long without tweeting in all the time I've been watching following him.

hannah
Porthos is fedinitely 30, he says so here
Unless he's had a birthday since of course.