When Are They Going To Say "One For All And All For One"? Muskeperves Anonymous Part VIII

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Welcome to our 8,000,000th thread! There has been a LOT of Musketeer love and appreciation shared between us over the duration of this series. It has been such good fun, so if you've not yet joined in the please do and let's carry on!

To celebrate we are going to take a trip into space. A new planet has been discovered. Planet of the Beard And Leather. It's currently mating season and they all have shed their heavy winter leather down to their billowing shirts and now have their swords out in a bit to find theirselves a suitable wench!

So please take your seats and Armand will ensure you are...erm...strapped down well...

5...4...3...2...ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

What's your stamina like? Prove it.

1. Just how many sou will it cost for you to take me to heaven?

1. Who exactly has the biggest swagger?

Santiago must speak German too, seeing as he and his wife are currently living in Berlin?

Yes he must. But that wouldn't be nearly so sexy. Is his wife German?

I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH, BUT I'LL LET THE FUNKY MUSIC DO THE TALKING TALKING YEAH!

Come on Armand have a go of these Bad, bad man!

Well have to ask MNHQ to get them all in for a chat.
And we post our questions beforehand.
Can you imagine........
Ha ha
How low would we go......???
Ha ha

33 MINUTES & COUNTING.

Can we just watch & then do a re-wacth with analysis tomorrowduring the week? Like last Sunday? As I can't cope with doing them simultaneously that's just in my dreams

His wife might be one of us??????

Agree with sparkle.
None of the interviews that they have done have been .....ok

We must address undress them that.

STOP TALKING ABOUT SANTIAGO'S WIFE FOR GOD'S SAKE YOU ARE RUINING MY FANTASY WORLD.

Shite, I think her name is Anna.

And Anne has gone missing. And she has said enough times she's going to marry him.

I've just invented our motto!

"wenchyness is next to Godliness"

LALALALALA, Sparkle.

Who's for a quick game of Good Beard Bad Beard before kick off???

I'll start

Good beard

bad beard

I friggin knew it. OK, so what's my prize then????????

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You need me, ladies. You bloody need my detective skills.

Quick! Phone the Marriot!

Detective or, stalker?

I so need to get back to those webcams.

Oh right that's it I'm getting on a plane tomorrow after the school run.

What's the posy difference Mavis? Do you want the inside info or don't you???

POXY not posy

They are filming?
Whose booked the Marriott?
I'll sort flights from heathrow for us all.

Well bloody done Sparkle you are fecking scary amazing. You can have top go on all the rotas. What is @alishelson?

Why can I hear a phone ringing in the hotel room next to mine? What's he saying? Luca speaking.... No, Santiago's in a different room.