When Are They Going To Say "One For All And All For One"? Muskeperves Anonymous Part VIII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Welcome to our 8,000,000th thread! There has been a LOT of Musketeer love and appreciation shared between us over the duration of this series. It has been such good fun, so if you've not yet joined in the please do and let's carry on!

To celebrate we are going to take a trip into space. A new planet has been discovered. Planet of the Beard And Leather. It's currently mating season and they all have shed their heavy winter leather down to their billowing shirts and now have their swords out in a bit to find theirselves a suitable wench!

So please take your seats and Armand will ensure you are...erm...strapped down well...

5...4...3...2...ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

Oh I like you Fraggle another one for Armand's Wine Cellar of Sin!

Welcome to Wenchood.

sparse I can't watch that one on the twatpad.

I bet it was amazing.

LET US FUCKIIIIIIIIIINNNNNG PREY

Mavis did not produce THE sex face. I did.

The one Mavis produced, goes by a different name. ALRIGHT

No, fraggle miserablebeadyfucker has not fucked anyone miserably! beard or no
(Except a fair few postesr on these thread of corse)

The other day I ACTUALLY THOUGHT the Cardinal might find my buzz cut pixie crop a turn-on, on account of how much I look like some buxom no-better-than-she-should-be wench witch who's been dragged to his throne and Made An Example Of.

Am MASSIVE PERVERT and I do not apologise

Thanks everyone: I'm very glad to hear I've not missed it.

When he and Milady finally bury the hatchet I fully expect it to LITERALLY bring the house down in manner of Buffy boffing Spike that time, remember?

Um why are you castrating Aramis? I haven't finished with him!

Previous post peeve = perve, crisp = crap.

Oh, I think you'll fit in very nicely around here fragglez

Yes, yes I do, we used to love buffs!

Oh sorry Fraggle. We don't do perversion around these parts! Bye

Only fucking joking!

Shit my cough hurts my tummy, ribs, throat, neck and head now bleugh everything goes to my chest eventually. Except eyes, they go there first.

fraggle perviness gets you to the top of the class! Armand says, he will let the perviest of the wenches be his teacher's pet...he has something for you but you'll, have to kneel before him to get it...

it's bath and bedtime for the Lilienthal Twits, see you in a bit.

Too far? Oh hell no!

Have you met blow up Athos

What I want to know is how many Leos are there on this thread?

Anyone willing to admit??

So far Anne, LetusPrey, Me.... who else?

Fraggle - I suspect you've found your spiritual home. hands off Athos, Team Athos is a bit fighty

Just wondering if being a sex mad lecherous little wench is written in the cosmos

Sorry, drifted off for a bit, there...

Well this is MARVELLOUS and I can't wait to come back in a reeking stench of MUSK (see what I did there) and discuss every heaving bosom and tossed lock and manly thigh and haughty Cardinal sneer. Whoop!

Nope, not me Hannah. Although my sister is One of you aren't my sister are you??

They're ready for us......

They've just heard I want one at the front, and one at the back...

fraggle you'd just have to put as much of the Cardinal in as possible and keep going until you had whiplash.

Which is why I referred to it as the Athos sex face posted on this thread rather than The Athos Sex Face. See the difference?

I'll be honest I'm not that invested in Athos's face to differentiate between sex faces, although the scene where he and Milady are snogging in episode eight caught my attention, particularly the look he gives her afterwards.

Calm yourself, you'll strain something.