When Are They Going To Say "One For All And All For One"? Muskeperves Anonymous Part VIII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Welcome to our 8,000,000th thread! There has been a LOT of Musketeer love and appreciation shared between us over the duration of this series. It has been such good fun, so if you've not yet joined in the please do and let's carry on!

To celebrate we are going to take a trip into space. A new planet has been discovered. Planet of the Beard And Leather. It's currently mating season and they all have shed their heavy winter leather down to their billowing shirts and now have their swords out in a bit to find theirselves a suitable wench!

So please take your seats and Armand will ensure you are...erm...strapped down well...

5...4...3...2...ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE!


Part one


part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

Armand has the Real Man's swagger he can boss me about anytime

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Ench = neck if you're a cuntpad.

[Oblomov]

Pours glass of wine.
Dh has gone to collect kebab and chips, for all 4 of us. Good man !!

[Oblomov]

Imagining Santabarbara carbonara nibbling .......

[TwitMcMuskeWhatevs]

[FragglerockAmpersand]

PLEASE HELP MEEEEEEEEE

I have watched all the episodes there are on iPLayer but seem to have missed Athos Sex Face? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? Someone please help me for I am DISTRAUGHT I tell thee DISTRAUGHT

Anyone know which episode it was? Did I black out?!

[Sparklegeek]

I am watching YouTube muted cos of DS1

It's all pretty good but Team A might want to FF to 1 min 54

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Fragile I think it was episode two?oo

[LetUsPrey]

He looks at you like this, starts saying romantic things in Spanish as he leans forward to kiss your neck and then whispers even more dirtier stuff in Spanish in your ear

[FragglerockAmpersand]

How in eff did I miss that?! THanks Malcolm.

Incidentally do I infer from your username you are in Cardinal Richelieu bliss?!

[Sparklegeek]

[HannahHorvath]

Fraggle assuming that you're not blaspheming and are referring to the original sex face, then it's episode 1 at his execution.

[QueenAnneofAustria]

Bloody hell. RL gets in the way for a few hours and then MN tells me I can't post on the other thread in the time it took to catch up.

Anyway I am a Leo and basically that means I can have whoever I want and it is Aramis's turn today.

You can all call me Anne - my actual name is a bit of a pain frankly. I might change it to Anne. Isn't she Austrian? If she isn't I am going to need a name change?! Why did I think she was Austrian. FfS.

[LetUsPrey]

Is it not from the beginning of episode one just as he's having his healthy and nutritious breakfast of a bottle of red wine?

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

DONTCHYA WISH YOUR CARDINAL WAS HAWT LIKE ME?

[FragglerockAmpersand]

Cripes Hannah. I sense I might need to watch the entire thing over again. Shame. Shame. Why do bad things happen to good people.

Malcolm

[HannahHorvath]

Oh Anne, grrrrrrrrrrr, me too.

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Oh Fraggle I'm in a continuous state of arousal! He's epically sexy.

[FragglerockAmpersand]

O Malcolm, I know . The day they put that man in a fucking LEATHER CARDINAL'S CAPE was the day all my fantasies reached their, ahem, climax...

[LetUsPrey]

The Athos sex face posted by Mavis on this thread is episode one and you want about 5 minutes 24 in and be quick with your pause button

Anne I'm a Leo also. Coincidence.

[Alibabaandthe40nappies]

Evening wenches! RL has been terribly greedy and kept me busy for the last four days with barely a chance to pick up my iPad, never mind peeve at anything!

LetUsPrey - holy crisp that picture of Aramis is sexy.

[QueenAnneofAustria]

Ok she is Anne of Austria but her father was Philip of Spain and her mother of Austria but they were all Habsburgs so she is Anne of Austria. Panic over.

[HannahHorvath]

SEX FACE

[TwitMcMuskeWhatevs]

I'm looking for French and Italian, but it's proving hard

[FragglerockAmpersand]

LetUs - amazing accuracy, thanks for that! And I am totally doing that right now

So I haven't actually missed him shagging someone, right? Good. Phew.