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When Are They Going To Say "One For All And All For One"? Muskeperves Anonymous Part VIII

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 23/03/2014 08:27

Welcome to our 8,000,000th thread! There has been a LOT of Musketeer love and appreciation shared between us over the duration of this series. It has been such good fun, so if you've not yet joined in the please do and let's carry on!

To celebrate we are going to take a trip into space. A new planet has been discovered. Planet of the Beard And Leather. It's currently mating season and they all have shed their heavy winter leather down to their billowing shirts and now have their swords out in a bit to find theirselves a suitable wench!

So please take your seats and Armand will ensure you are...erm...strapped down well...

5...4...3...2...ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

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TwitMcMuskeWhatevs · 23/03/2014 17:55

Blush Shock Blush Shock Confused Blush Shock Grin

And I'm done.

Sparklegeek · 23/03/2014 17:56

Or.....Angry

Not angry, but HOT

LetUsPrey · 23/03/2014 17:57

I think I'll start with this and

And let's not forget Cardinal

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 23/03/2014 17:59

CARDINAL LINK NOT WORKING. ALARM, ALARM, ALARM!!!!

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 23/03/2014 18:00

aaaaaarghhh!

HannahHorvath · 23/03/2014 18:04

OMG that Cardinal link is haaaaaaaaaaaawt!

He is going to get it until his head pops off.

TwitMcMuskeWhatevs · 23/03/2014 18:06

no idea what he is saying! could be dodgy.

LetUsPrey · 23/03/2014 18:06

Well that's a bugger.

TwitMcMuskeWhatevs · 23/03/2014 18:09

apparently this is about climate change

TwitMcMuskeWhatevs · 23/03/2014 18:12

seriously! it could be anything and

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 23/03/2014 18:12
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Oblomov · 23/03/2014 18:14

Madames episode 10 blurb, where does that come from? Link please.

HannahHorvath · 23/03/2014 18:14

Yay! I made it out of bed, to the loo, and am now proud owner of fresh drinks.

There was a lot of cracking bones sounds when I finally moved. Still.

Well if nothing else, today I have fully made use of empty house and done nothing. This is all new to me the freedom thing, so doing nothing at all is quite a change. And as they say, change is as good as a rest. And I have had both. So double the joy.

Just putting my plan of quick dinner option together.

It's the final countdown da na naaaaa na

Sparklegeek · 23/03/2014 18:14

LetUs that first You Tube Aramis video is inspired. I love love love the way they've matched up the 5% pain etc with appropriate footage What the hell, my fave bit was the 5% pleasure Grin

TwitMcMuskeWhatevs · 23/03/2014 18:15

Very nice letus ad always.

TwitMcMuskeWhatevs · 23/03/2014 18:16

I liked the bit where he blew on his musket and then kissed me Adele.

Sparklegeek · 23/03/2014 18:18

Ohhhhhhh Santiago hable espanol, me gusto muy muy mucho........

Jeez & when he speaks English you'd never know. WHAT A LINGUIST

TwitMcMuskeWhatevs · 23/03/2014 18:19

It's quite refreshing letting my shitepad be free with its random,! And it's own made up words.words.

LetUsPrey · 23/03/2014 18:19

Ho.Ly.Shit. Twit

I have no clue what he was saying but it all sounded fecking amazing. Did you see the shapes he makes with his mouth? Is that different to when someone speaks English. Doesn't he look good in grey?

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 23/03/2014 18:23

I'd ride that.

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TwitMcMuskeWhatevs · 23/03/2014 18:23

Imagine it on your fucking neck or whispered in you ear....

Sparklegeek · 23/03/2014 18:24

He's talking about Chile. And says 'a lot' a lot Grin

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 23/03/2014 18:25

I'd do all three. At once.

When Are They Going To Say "One For All And All For One"? Muskeperves Anonymous Part VIII
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Sparklegeek · 23/03/2014 18:27

Goddamnit. DS1 now in room, can't listen to Señor Cabrera any poxy more.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 23/03/2014 18:27

Imagine Santabarbara Carbonara kissing your ench all the way from the bottom to the top then gently nibbling your earlobe?

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