When Are They Going To Say "One For All And All For One"? Muskeperves Anonymous Part VIII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Welcome to our 8,000,000th thread! There has been a LOT of Musketeer love and appreciation shared between us over the duration of this series. It has been such good fun, so if you've not yet joined in the please do and let's carry on!

To celebrate we are going to take a trip into space. A new planet has been discovered. Planet of the Beard And Leather. It's currently mating season and they all have shed their heavy winter leather down to their billowing shirts and now have their swords out in a bit to find theirselves a suitable wench!

So please take your seats and Armand will ensure you are...erm...strapped down well...

5...4...3...2...ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE!


Part one


part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

[TwitMcMuskeWhatevs]

And I'm done.

[Sparklegeek]

Or.....

Not angry, but HOT

[LetUsPrey]

I think I'll start with this and

And let's not forget Cardinal

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

CARDINAL LINK NOT WORKING. ALARM, ALARM, ALARM!!!!

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

aaaaaarghhh!

[HannahHorvath]

OMG that Cardinal link is haaaaaaaaaaaawt!



He is going to get it until his head pops off.

[TwitMcMuskeWhatevs]

no idea what he is saying! could be dodgy.

[LetUsPrey]

Well that's a bugger.

[TwitMcMuskeWhatevs]

apparently this is about climate change

[TwitMcMuskeWhatevs]

seriously! it could be anything and

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

[Oblomov]

Madames episode 10 blurb, where does that come from? Link please.

[HannahHorvath]

Yay! I made it out of bed, to the loo, and am now proud owner of fresh drinks.

There was a lot of cracking bones sounds when I finally moved. Still.

Well if nothing else, today I have fully made use of empty house and done nothing. This is all new to me the freedom thing, so doing nothing at all is quite a change. And as they say, change is as good as a rest. And I have had both. So double the joy.

Just putting my plan of quick dinner option together.

It's the final countdown da na naaaaa na

[Sparklegeek]

LetUs that first You Tube Aramis video is inspired. I love love love the way they've matched up the 5% pain etc with appropriate footage What the hell, my fave bit was the 5% pleasure

[TwitMcMuskeWhatevs]

Very nice letus ad always.

[TwitMcMuskeWhatevs]

I liked the bit where he blew on his musket and then kissed me Adele.

[Sparklegeek]

Ohhhhhhh Santiago hable espanol, me gusto muy muy mucho........

Jeez & when he speaks English you'd never know. WHAT A LINGUIST

[TwitMcMuskeWhatevs]

It's quite refreshing letting my shitepad be free with its random,! And it's own made up words.words.

[LetUsPrey]

Ho.Ly.Shit. Twit

I have no clue what he was saying but it all sounded fecking amazing. Did you see the shapes he makes with his mouth? Is that different to when someone speaks English. Doesn't he look good in grey?

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

I'd ride that.

[TwitMcMuskeWhatevs]

Imagine it on your fucking neck or whispered in you ear....

[Sparklegeek]

He's talking about Chile. And says 'a lot' a lot

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

I'd do all three. At once.

[Sparklegeek]

Goddamnit. DS1 now in room, can't listen to Señor Cabrera any poxy more.

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Imagine Santabarbara Carbonara kissing your ench all the way from the bottom to the top then gently nibbling your earlobe?