When Are They Going To Say "One For All And All For One"? Muskeperves Anonymous Part VIII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Welcome to our 8,000,000th thread! There has been a LOT of Musketeer love and appreciation shared between us over the duration of this series. It has been such good fun, so if you've not yet joined in the please do and let's carry on!

To celebrate we are going to take a trip into space. A new planet has been discovered. Planet of the Beard And Leather. It's currently mating season and they all have shed their heavy winter leather down to their billowing shirts and now have their swords out in a bit to find theirselves a suitable wench!

So please take your seats and Armand will ensure you are...erm...strapped down well...

5...4...3...2...ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

thanks Sparkle....

So I have been alone since midday ish. I came back to bed to watch an episode or two and get some sleep for illness bug virus disease thing. I made cup of tea/lunch watched episode.
Then came on here, and have spent, probably, last 2.5 hours lying half on half off bed, waiting to go make another drink, because I am parched. My head is all cricked up in awkward position. My nose is so crusted up because of heater (out of reach) still being on. My bladder is so full I have to keep bouncing my leg. I am gagging, gagging for a drink because of said heat/dehydration, and I'm really very uncomfortable actually. Oh and I want chocolate too. Which is downstairs.
But instead of doing these quite frankly minuscule tasks to improve my conditions, I'm just lying here, uncomfortably half on half off bed, hitting refresh.

God I need a slap!

Although I will drink vodka or gin if I have to.

I keep on typing Tit so maybe I'll just call you that.

My real name isn't Sparkle. But I quite like it.

At anyone who feels it suits their post.

Except for spanky who has made me

Call me Madame Musketeer as I am married to them all in god's eyes now.

This is my jacket. It looks Musketeer-cloak blue but that's just the light unfortunately. 29.99. God I love Asian sweatshop labour affordable high street fashion.

Who is spanky? If that's your iPad's version of Sparkle I don't mean to make you sad! It's just I keep missing the w out when I type. But I have actually corrected it every time before posting!

Besides, how can it be worse than Twat?

Ooh nice jacket. Very sexy.

Yes I don't think I could think of Mavis or Anne as anything but that now. Mavis is a cute name. Very retro on you Mavis. You've taken it back from the grannies. And made it your own.

I don't like Champagne very much at all. Don't drink flat white ever. But Prosecco, I lyche. I lyche very much.

Actually, yeah.
to whoever called me a twat. even though my comment about champagne was twattish

Like the jacket Madame.. Since this series has started I have bought a musketeer blue jumper and a leather jacket. Neither intentionally. Sigh. So suggestible.

Ok. Here's a question. Given that I was slightly hungover this morning. Do I go to the shop for crisps and wine?

I'd rather be a Tit than a Twat though, doncha think.

Agreed hannah, you, mavis, anne are all those names in RL, in my head. And possibly malc

Oh don't be twat tit Twit

I is only joshin wiv ya.

Hannah turn off the phone/Ipad, get out of your pit now and get yourself some water.

We're only talking bollocks anyway cos the people who know how to give us good Aramis pix are not here. Have some vitamin C while you're at it.

mavis, yes! it is law! surely.
Why does mu shitepad line !! So much?

Wait! Wait! Don't leave without me!

So DH has just left for an overseas work trip, back on Friday. Apparently I am now responsible (ha) for feeding the DC. Poor things.

What to do alllll this week though when they're in bed. Hmmm what to do, what to do?

We shall keep you company lettuce

S'ok I found a slightly fizzing carton of Tropicana orange juice on floor next to bed. So that's thirst and Vit C, taken care of.
Just wondering if I can manage to aim well enough into empty carton for the wee.
Really am uncomfortable though.
Still, that's 3 hours of dedication now.

I might turn this into a sit in type of thing. What can I demonstrate about ?
And who too

Drink I have friends!! this thread

Ah LetUs right on cue!

We haven't had a good Aramis fix for a few hours. Any new ones?

I am still googling Prague webcams.

Erm, I was just explaining to you. Since you didn't know what Prosecco is so I assumed you didn't know where it was from. So yes it is an Italian equivalent of French champagne

KerCHING! Webcam at Prague Airport!

Off to google flight arrivals.

God, this could carve out a new career for me.

Did I show you all my replacement baddie suggestion?....

I tell you. If I spot the 4 of them in immigration on my grainy grey view, I'M GOING TO GO BATSHIT