When Are They Going To Say "One For All And All For One"? Muskeperves Anonymous Part VIII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Welcome to our 8,000,000th thread! There has been a LOT of Musketeer love and appreciation shared between us over the duration of this series. It has been such good fun, so if you've not yet joined in the please do and let's carry on!

To celebrate we are going to take a trip into space. A new planet has been discovered. Planet of the Beard And Leather. It's currently mating season and they all have shed their heavy winter leather down to their billowing shirts and now have their swords out in a bit to find theirselves a suitable wench!

So please take your seats and Armand will ensure you are...erm...strapped down well...

5...4...3...2...ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

Good MOOOOOOOOORRRRRNNNIIIIINNNNNG! I will warn you all I am feeling a tsunami of love for the Capaldi this morning.

Obvs - your channelling Athos there with your 'You do, you die'. Like the on a horse bit last night. That's quite sexy I think. . Feck it, got to go and do actual work today. Feck it.

MTM - That's a big Morning Yawn/Horn eh. I take it the Cardinal was taking it overnight?

He was giving it ALL to me Comtess. He sure knows a trick or two does old Arrrrrmand.

How was Athos?

NEW THREAD IS HERE WENCHES!

Morning wenches. I've fed the DC, bags are ready. I'm supposed to be making my sandwiches.... instead I'm Tumblring

There's some niiiiiice swaggery striding out of the room in that link LetUs

I still think that Athos has the best over all silhouette. I think his hat is my favourite too. I'm still not quite over him walking out of the convent on his horse to face off Gallagher. He really looked so beautiful!

Hannah I hope you are feeling less shitty today. If you like I can send Armand round to deal with Super Cock for you? He's very good at exterminating the unrequired. Then Athos will gallop up to you on his big sexy black horse and scoop you up embracing you in the most passionate and intense clench of desire and will take you back to his mansion house so you can gleefully rip all the pictures of Milady off the walls and mantles and do nothing but have wild frantic shagging sessions in every single room.

Oblomov Wenchood means you get sympathy if you like it or not! We all feel sad when a fellow Wench is poorly

Oh god he is so beautiful isn't he. . And when he starts on about 'honour' it triggers me thinking about 'duty and pleasure'. Then all I can hear for 5 mins is him repeating pleasure in my ear until I am melting and damp. Fuck. Fuck fuckity fuck. I just want to tumblr all day.

Another thought before I battle with the bratlings to get dressed. How will we mark our 10,000th post? Do you think the bbc will release exclusive pictures of all cast members with extra open billowing shirts and as much chest poking out as possible? Or do you think they'll send us on a private jet to Prague and allow us to take over the running of the show?

Hope all illing/shitty feeling wenches are feeling better today.

I must away to work where I will dream of finding Aramis sitting at my desk and then finding a way to lock the office door.

Waaaaannnnnttt

Morning all! Thanks for the links prey they were great as always.
I'm up for a re watch at 10-10:30 if that's still going ahead?

Morning wenches

Plumbing disasters overnight here (water hosing all over the kitchen at 1am = NOT GOOD. All fixed now thanks to lovely plumber but I am a bit disorganised.

Twit I think it was Anne and I who were planning a 10.30 rewatch. I am still very much up for that if I haven't fallen asleep in the meantime!!

Morning all,

Hannah - I am from East London originally and my friends say that when I am pissed off I revert to the East London me no idea what they are on about but if you need some help sorting shit out, I got your back.

Oblomov, agree that you will take our sympathy and like it. Diabetes is a shit. I have been meaning to say to you that we have met before on a Russian literature thread and you made some recommendations (Oblomov obviously featuring).

I think our password on other threads should be Spaniel Fingers. I look forward to inventive ways of inserting into your posts.

En route to work so looking forward to re-watch with Ali. I think sparkle?

Ah yes Twit, Ali and Anne.

Haha Spaniel Fingers! That's a good secret password of choice.

I keep searching active conversations to see if there is a thread somewhere moaning about us.

Ha! I did that yesterday, that's when I first saw the AIBU one.

I bet some read these threads and think "shut the fuck up". Well you know what? YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I bet someone who know them has been reading them too. I hilarious story but it'll out me and that's not happening!

What what Mslcolm. Share share ... PM PM!!!

Oh it's nothing relevant at all ant it's really very boring!

anyone for a game of Good Beard Bad Beard?

Yeah! Good beard, bad beard.

good beard

bad, but fabulous beard

Spaniel fingers

Perfection