When Are They Going To Say "One For All And All For One"? Muskeperves Anonymous Part VIII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Welcome to our 8,000,000th thread! There has been a LOT of Musketeer love and appreciation shared between us over the duration of this series. It has been such good fun, so if you've not yet joined in the please do and let's carry on!

To celebrate we are going to take a trip into space. A new planet has been discovered. Planet of the Beard And Leather. It's currently mating season and they all have shed their heavy winter leather down to their billowing shirts and now have their swords out in a bit to find theirselves a suitable wench!

So please take your seats and Armand will ensure you are...erm...strapped down well...

5...4...3...2...ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

Muffin who is your weapon of choice? The front runners seem to be Aramis and Athos followed by Cardinal

They're on a rotating scale d'Art and Aramis are so pretty (what I used to go for) but Athos is so brooding and eye-crinkly swoons but Porthos...you know he'd be great fun over a chicken coop and the Cardinal, well, he is The Doctor I may have to draw swords...I mean straws

Do we get a special area if we are a quiche and can offended MNetters not find us and where the fuck can we store all the research- ponders drop box?!

So ideally there needs to be an OTBT but where threads don't disappear?

WHHHHHHHHAAAAATTTTTTTTT?

Have just caught up with Muffin's AIBU.

My YouTube viewing can show up in DH's history????

>Blood runs cold>

I have no idea how this is happening but I'm terrified - if he find the Castiel videos I'm banned from Supernatural forever!

I hope you all realise I've placed the Musketeers video deluge firmly on you peers threateningly

How about a special server based in Prague?

No one would ever find us there.

I have just seen a trailer for "New Worlds' starting 1st April. There is fighting & muskets & leather.

WTF is this witchcraft????????????

Yes LetUs but we also need to store all the extensive hard work. Not just on the threads but in different folders with descriptors so we can find them easily. Where oh where can we do this MN?!

You're making my head hurt now. Not a clue. There'll be someone with an actual brain along soon.

Hope Hannah can sense my earlier Athos links.

I am off to my bed wenches. Night all.

My Internet is being a shit again so I can't google it but is it on Sunday evenings because that is the only time I will be free until June.

Google what?!

1st April is next Tues.

Nope, I just can't do it. Not only 2 days after.

Oh I don't know, I have given myself a headache. Off for a massage then a chapter of the book that I have neglected z

See you in the morning wenches.

Oh the new series that Sparkle is on about.

It is an imposter.

Oh GUFFAW. Noel Edmonds is on my telly now.

a substitute perhaps but as mentioned not long enough to get over the loss and it will have adverts

Night all.

I was going to dis(s?) the nee series but there is Christian Grey!

I had a quick look and decided I don't fancy anyone.

Well, Doctor Who it is

Evening luvverrrrrrrrs

Don't be a cuntess comtess. There ain't nuthin' wrong with you or no one on this fred. I's just havin' one of them there days.
Sadly the only red raw part of me is my eyes at the moment Just had some shit head to deal with tonight and it left me feeling a bit sad/crap/scared. The only fear I want to be feeling is that of just how can I possibly accommodate all of that big fat weapon of luurrrve from MY beloved Athos.

Just caught up on 8 pages worth of crap chat and would like to declare my undying love for all of you wenches. For snapping me right out of my self destructive self scare mongering.

You're all true sluts ladies - I don't care what anyone says.

So thanks

.....aaaaand LOLZ at Drink's random inappropriate anger. Oh dear lordy lord - I do luff you muchly Drink you daft tart

Will respond to links/comments/gropes/flirting tmw. When I will be back on it like a scotch bonnet up your foo fah.

Night Zzzzzz

Morning wenches.
Thanks to MTM , Sparkle and LetUsPrey for sympathy bit last night, re me going to bed early. But please don't, it wasn't a sympathy vote. It's just life. I do need alot if sleep. I don't feel better today. I just sleep a lot, as the norm.

Thread has made my eyes all watery with laughter.
Agree with LetUsPrey, mother superior was fab.

Why did , when Porthos and D'artagnan returned, there be in musketeers? They were ALL hunting with the king? Oh purrrlllease. So they had to take stable boy, blind twat and old codger!!

Anne, ds1 (10) has read the book. And knows who is in the coffin. SPOILER - "don't tell me", I said. "You do, you die".

Goes off. To read other thread, on YouTube history. F**k. Even though whole house knows I have an Athos obsession, I don't think they know how bad it actually is !!!!

New thread title soon?

Could someone please explain the muffin problem of YouTube / link history , in errr , 'idiots guide language' to simpleton Oblomov.

Ah. Hannah. . Love the idea of 'La Cuntess' de la Fere. . I am sorry you've had scary RL shit to deal with. In my job I see a lot of it, and agree that basically, you need some hilarious shit in your life to rebalance it. And I need to here to write filth about Athos which I can pore over. and Paw over. Write filth for me Hannah. Do it. Dooo it. (Orig Sex Face TM (Copyright HH).