When Are They Going To Say "One For All And All For One"? Muskeperves Anonymous Part VIII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Welcome to our 8,000,000th thread! There has been a LOT of Musketeer love and appreciation shared between us over the duration of this series. It has been such good fun, so if you've not yet joined in the please do and let's carry on!

To celebrate we are going to take a trip into space. A new planet has been discovered. Planet of the Beard And Leather. It's currently mating season and they all have shed their heavy winter leather down to their billowing shirts and now have their swords out in a bit to find theirselves a suitable wench!

So please take your seats and Armand will ensure you are...erm...strapped down well...

5...4...3...2...ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

Yes Stinky. YES!

Tres Bien Beard

baaaaad beard

Mornin Wenches - firstly just to clarify, it was not scared as in threatened scared; it was scared as in > of the future scared.

Thanks Anne. Though I'm not sure if that is a help me out offer, or if it's a "help me out"

good beard

baaaaad beard

Now Orlando Bloom does fall into that 'irritating' nonsense that MTMwas on about.

His only saving grace is that he is calledOrlando!

Hannah - it can be an offer if whatever you want.

Ooh oooh I'm playing, I'm playing....

le mighty non non beard

or..

le oui oui, je oui oui'd ma self, vous is so fecking bon

Say no more Anne. Say. No. More. the eagle flies with the red squirrel at sunrise on the moor

Thanks Comtess.

Hannah, how are you? My dh is a gentle giant, but apparently when he hits someone, they don't get up. would this be of any use?

Alternatively, Anne and I can pop on over, with copious amounts of wine, and toad-in-the-hole, and we can gorge over Athos and Aramis and perv. And laff and laff. And this will make you feel a WHOLE lot better. Right?

Glad to see MTM is back in luuuuurve with Cardinal again. Why was you hating him so much, was it because he is so friggin evil? Or just overwhelmed with sadness / anger that Dr who, was stealing him away?

Goes off to search for lovely threads me and Anne has been on, re me presumably recommending Tolstoy, Dostoevsky and Akhmatova?

Thanks for all your lovely diabetic understnding. It is chronic. And I thus have no energy. And the best Consultants in the UK have told Me that three is nothing more they can do for me.
But, funnily enough, laffing so much and being entertained on this 'Muskewench' thread, makes me feel a WHOLE lot better.

AND MTM is going to lick my face
So things have moved on from the laptop licking that was going on last night, right?

And Comtess. (But isn't she Hannah's bitch?) twin

Getting confused as to who's bitch I am supposed to be?

I think we are rotating bitches Obloms.

I have to say, that whilst flattered and aroused by the attentions of Comtess, I did feel very conflicted.

I mean, it's a bit wenches for courses round these parts innit.

I am a slaaaaag free spirit, though. So I'll have you all. And the Musketeers. And the Cardinal. And Constance.

I very much like the 60's/70's free love thing we've got going on here.

Ahh Oblomov, it was all because of how evil he was being. I was also most distressed at how he's leaving Wench me to be with Time Traveller me, but having seen some very exciting footage this morning all is forgiven!

Could you give me 5 mins, babyTwit is sat on the toilet...?

I really haven't done enough round here to justify this really, I've got loads to do.

Oblomov - you will then be privy the secret lecturer crush, as his work did come up but I was restrained and didn't mention what I would do to him.

Anyway I am installed in office, give me a few mins to download it because I can't deal with bandwidth issues.

Take your time Twit. Is Ali here?

I am here!

I also need five minutes - have had neither or breakfast this morning due to plumbing issues and general chaos. I need sustenance to get me through the episode!!

Back v.soon.

....and on that note - Comtess, you sexy little minx pot. Despite the fact that you insist on calling yourself that, I would like to take you up the arris on all of your propositions.

I am, as many will corroborate, Chief Athos Shagger, as well as Chief Crotch Adjuster, and I think I got a Library badge from Mavis/Anne the other day too buuuuut there is always room/time for more debauchery/shagging/licking/wenching/searching out new chicken coops to brutalise. So jump on board the Cardinal's ceremonial staff the luuuurrrrrrve train, and prepare for the ride of your life.

p.s Can't be an evil twin soz. I would be overcome by jealousy at first sight of you trying it on with Athos, and would stab you. I can't do that to the family. Best I work alone. Though we could team up occasionally. K?

Oblomov - I NC three times! I am addicted

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/adult_fiction/a1774277-Russian-literature-or-books-based-in-Russia

Sorry wenches no more distractions. Aramis birds shoot the birds - I am ready.

Ok... I am downloaded and ready to go. Will write a to do list whilst I wait.

Can we do a viewing later in week? I want to do synchronised viewing too, but can't manage for day or two yet.

I don't see why not. There is always someone willing to watch. Wednesday would work for me as DH works late and pending getting that days revision finished by a decent time.

Yes of course hannah

I'm ready...

DH away Wednesday so I can go again with you both.

Ok good. If I have advanced warning of time, I can arrange it. Better post 8 p.m for me though, otherwise I will have constant dd interruptions.

Yay!

Go?

Ohhhhh Anne
I get it. I get it.
And shares in your Vronsky luuuurve.