When Are They Going To Say "One For All And All For One"? Muskeperves Anonymous Part VIII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Welcome to our 8,000,000th thread! There has been a LOT of Musketeer love and appreciation shared between us over the duration of this series. It has been such good fun, so if you've not yet joined in the please do and let's carry on!

To celebrate we are going to take a trip into space. A new planet has been discovered. Planet of the Beard And Leather. It's currently mating season and they all have shed their heavy winter leather down to their billowing shirts and now have their swords out in a bit to find theirselves a suitable wench!

So please take your seats and Armand will ensure you are...erm...strapped down well...

5...4...3...2...ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE!

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Ok, youre trap ped in the monastery, you've got to shag one or other of Aramis or Athos. You can't have both. Though it would be your duty and your pleasure incidentally. You have to pick. Whom do you pick?

Oh no, the Cardinal might be brought to justice. There is no, erm, justice in the world then

Sparkle, I've just burned the dinner. children unimpressed. this muskerperve diet is doing wonders for my chubby hips.

No, not irritating in the slightest.

MTM the Cardinal was spectacular this week. Up until now I have not seen what you saw in him, but the look on his face when he was holding Milady's face made my insides go wobbly.

I discovered last week that one of my SILs loves the Musketeers too. She can't pick a favourite, she would just line them up and have them one by one, over and over

and who do you pick? Who? Who?!! Shoot me now damn you?

Tough choice. Looks wise it's have to be Athos. But Aramis would pay me a lot of thought and attention regarding very dedicated fucking. Hmmm. Ned to think about it some more

I am not sure I have to answer to be honest. We all know who I would pick.

Oh and my choice Athos, without a second thought!

It was in that spoiler link to bbc website. Will Milady kill the musketeers or will she and the Cardinal be brought to justice. We know they won't be killed so...

Fuck yeah. Athos. All the fucking time. But that Aramis, he looks mighty fine lying on a bed with his chest out... Who is the chest hair arranger? Plus I did note Anne that it was you who went for his big weapon first. Shameless really....

I would pick Athos. I would make him keep his uniform on and talk dirty to me. His voice is the single sexiest thing about this whole show.

Drink worry not. Cardinal far too Machiavellian to get caught that easily. He's already got misgivings about Milady. He's one step ahead.

Mmmm yes Ali. I agree entirely. I get him to keep saying 'pleasure' in that slightly haughty posh way til I was drenched.

Good afternoon Wenches

Athos every time.

Can't stop, just wanted to drop by and say I'm thinking of nothing but Muskefucking you all.

Nice to see new faces. Won't mention fact that Athos is already married - to me. I'll adopt a Drink type approach and just shrug at your disillusionment.

Anyhoo, hope Mavis rocks up soon in her leather jacket to put her tuppence worth in. I'm tired of fighting

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Right I've got to go. Am working up to WWWIII with my housemate a.k.a cuntychops. All done passive aggressively and stealthily for dd benefit of course.

Welcome Comtess and Madame.
at idea if a Hannah twin!!!

His morning mentioned was going to do a re watch, tonight. Was it LetUsPrey, or Sparkle who said they wanted to do the same?
Re-watch at 7pm?

I just don't think Richelieu or Milady will get it! Well both of them would obviously, but not in a sense that's going to see them dead and buried.

Drink did you like my links? ANSWER ME!

Athos' voice followed by his sexy leather jacket are sexiest things.

Then most things Cardinal, except for that weird fucking black 17th century puffa jacket type cloak.

Also did anyone else appreciate d'arts leather shirt/jacket thing this week? Barely held together by string. That was vvvvvvvvvvv nice. M'mmmmm

http://tmblr.co/ZjXbAy1B3JmxG Let's just do NOTHING but appreciate this again!

Oh and right on cue! Cheers Oblom

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Oh fuck you iPad
THIS

FFS I am going to lose the fucking plot with my boss and fucking airlines. kids killing each other and no dinner on yet and homework to be done and I am supposed to be starting revision.

Lucky it is my turn with Aramis again tonight sine the rota has worked out that i am last day of the week and the first of the following. The sex might be more aggressive tonight though, or maybe he will calm me down.

Hannah please be twins. We can then play that game where one is a bit evil. And then confuse Athos in one of his pissed up red wine states. Promise you can marry him and have him forever first. Promise.

I can't believe there's another Hannah. I'm so fucking turned on right now I think I'm going to turn inside out.

Cheering myself up