When Are They Going To Say "One For All And All For One"? Muskeperves Anonymous Part VIII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Welcome to our 8,000,000th thread! There has been a LOT of Musketeer love and appreciation shared between us over the duration of this series. It has been such good fun, so if you've not yet joined in the please do and let's carry on!

To celebrate we are going to take a trip into space. A new planet has been discovered. Planet of the Beard And Leather. It's currently mating season and they all have shed their heavy winter leather down to their billowing shirts and now have their swords out in a bit to find theirselves a suitable wench!

So please take your seats and Armand will ensure you are...erm...strapped down well...

5...4...3...2...ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE!

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Aramis is just a big old TART. I don't know how you can look him in the eye Anne. BAD BOY.

Well ok Comtess. You haven't confessed too much lust and you haven't expresses repulsion so you have passed!

HELP ME WENCHES! What can I do right now to have Richelieu turn up and grab my face angrily and then look lustily into my eyes??! If this doesn't happen I'm going to shrivel up AND DIE!

He's so evil I HATE HIM.

Well MtM he has a kind heart and he would never take me to the woods and shoot me, nor would he have me hung because he loves me so much. Sometimes we just have to have time out because it is so intense and I get to shag the others. But when shit gets tough we turn to each other.

The cardinal aroused is v v hot though. I do like him evil. And Milady was much of the heaving bosom wasn't she? How they had time to do anything apart from just boff incessantly when everyone's hanging around in leather and the grey shirts I just don't know.

Aside from he obvious, this was my fave scene from last night

Oh & MTM hell yes, he's a BAD BOY. But as you're not on the rota, you'll never know...

Now go & polish the Cardinal's chalice or something.

I'm getting a bit worried about myself. I've been mind replaying that Athos/Milady 'What do you do for him?' From last week. Over and over. It gets filthier every time. His voice, dear god, his voice.

WHY CAN'T I BE THE CARDINAL'S CREATURE WHY WHY WHY?

Oh & I'm going to go even further than Hannah * say I think the is my most fave thing EVER on the telly. I just can't think of any other show I have loved more than this.

How many people on here have EVER posted like this about another show?

I can't decide whether I'm more excited (for the final massive climax) or more dreading Sunday

I know we alllll fancy Aramis. Yes he's sexy blah blah blah whatever. BUT doesn't he irritate anyone else? Just a little but? Especially with how well angled and precisely cut his moustache is? And just how he's so...well...just irritating. A bit?

Oh Sparkle, you are going to need some real support next week aren't you?

It's going to be hard times.

This also is why it's so important to love tv shows that never ever ever ever ever end!

Loving this tweet from the BBC today:

Chances of Athos and Milady renewing their vows in next week’s series finale? Minimal

and this one from Milady:

have ridden a few musketeers so thought id better try a horse this week x

Malcolm - no.

Malcolm - no.

Sparkle I was almost as obsessed with Don Draper and Mad Men but I watched the box sets so no one was up for discussing what we would do to him.

That was a good 4 weeks of sexing in this household.

Hope that helps MTM.

I love Aramis and I will love him until my dying day.

Sparkle, I can confirm that this made me, a posting virgin, be compelled to do it. It must be true. Agrees thoroughly with MTM regards longevity of programage. The climax is going to be messy though isn't it....

Hahaah but look very closely at the top of his moustache and tell me that it's not even slightly annoying?

He's got eyes to melt in

His body is perfect

But he's a tart! He'd so pretend to be all feminist on your ass but really, he'd be more offensive with his jokes to the lads down the pub than Roy Chubby Brown.

But his ability to make love to the point when're your insides turned into a psychedelic marshmallow glitter fest full of butterflies that hatched in Heaven EVERY TIME...make it tolerable.

But his ability to make love to the point when're your insides turned into a psychedelic marshmallow glitter fest full of butterflies that hatched in Heaven EVERY TIME

^This

Precisely.

And also. This acting thing. I have been looking at The Scene again. Particularly where both his hands are in her hair, then hers go up to his, then his move down to her waist as he walks her backwards to the bed.

Seriously - can that ever just be a completely unerotic "job" like they say it is when they film love scenes? Surely you'd have to be half-dead to not feel a thing? Really?

This isn't exactly getting the dinner cooked.

He'd be the sex addict one.